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Ginose
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Posted: February 26, 2009 at 2:15am
I... have no idea WHAT the hell you were trying to say there, but I'll go ahead and respond anyway...
I liked the \"TCM\" remake. Abysmal as it was compared to it's origins, it was still beautifuly shot , brooding, gory and had a few good casting choices (R. Lee being the most stand-out). Overall it wasn't terrfying, but it fel like a \"TCM\" movies (which is more than I can say about the last two in the original franchise). Now, since \"TCM: The Begining\" proved itself terrible (who'd have guessed?) and \"An All-American Massacre\" is never going to be FUCKING MADE, it's really the closest thing to a third \"TCM\" movies I've got (ofcourse, Leatherface now being a total puss not withstanding). So, I liked it.
However, unlike \"TCM\", the \"F13\" series really has a virtually perfect formula for a slasher-film franchise, this movie sought to change it all up and failed terribly as a piece of the series, and ducked itself a worse remake by trying so hard to fit itself in there... but, no, I'd put this aobut on par wiht \"Jason Goes to Hell\", but for different reasons. \"JGtH\" was original (stupid, but original) and atleast... tried t o continue the ideas of the series without straying too far from the plot... this one was much more traditional... eh, in a sense... and atleast WANTED to be liek the others... in the end, though, I found them both terrible films for a hundred and one reasons... so, hey, atleast it wasn't worse.
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purpaul
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Posted: March 1, 2009 at 6:09pm
I loved Jason X. I guess I'm just a fan of his work. The fact that he can disembody a teenagers arm without being concious....Well, I guess that's what Jason is all about. He is a killing machine. Not a vengful father with a retarded son (don't make me spell it out for you) and certainly not kidnapping, thoughtful, thinking man's mutilator. Kill, Kill, KILL!!!
I definately will not pay the $ to go see this in the theaters. Sorry for taking the word of a person that I have never met before, but, it sounds like he liked the same things about the original franchise as most of the people that own the whole thing on their movie shelf and have watched them countless times because they can't get over how some one can see a perfect pair of tits and all they can think of is using the hedgeclippers in the middle of the poor girls face or folding mister flexible right in half or smashing some strong good looking kids face into oblivion or, \"He wouldn't kill a kid in a wheelchair would he?\"
Kill Kill KILL!!! and do it in a new and fashionable way.
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Tristan
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Posted: March 1, 2009 at 7:41pm
Sure.
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Lucid Dreams
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Posted: April 26, 2009 at 12:41pm
Everything they could have possible done wrong was done in this movie. The only part I liked, which made me laugh, was when the guy dropped his gun and asked where it was. 1/10
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Greg Follender
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Posted: December 22, 2009 at 10:51pm
Holy Cow... this was much worse than I imagined it would be!!!
Caught it on cable tonight while painting... what a fucking buzz-kill...
I'm not a HUGE fan of the series anyway... the original notwithstanding;)... but this was an utter disaster.
The series has always boasted a primal... practically supernatural killer at it's heart.... this just seemed like a modern cash-in without real regard to the source material.
Also, the whole sister angle was not only contrived as Hell... it turned out to be completely purposeless in the end.
I give this mess a generous 2/10 for the tremendous physique on the blonde in the last sex scene... bless her...she died on a set of friggin' antlers... what a waste.
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Crispy
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Posted: December 23, 2009 at 12:26am
While I did like this, I'm in full agreement on that blonde. That chick was fucking smoking hot!
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Rest Easy Soul
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Posted: January 24, 2010 at 8:31pm
If this movie was the first 10 minutes only it would be horror movie gold. You start out with Jason not giving any mercy to anyone and running and slashing his absolute hardest and spilling their blood everywhere. Possibly the best intro I've ever seen,
But the actual movie is very average. Okay, but average. It bothered me that they tried to change the cannon of the Jason story.
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benloveshorror
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Posted: November 20, 2010 at 3:03am
I guess I'm not as picky as everyone else, because I thought this was a great slasher movie and a great entry in the series. 10/10
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AttnDefDis
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Posted: November 20, 2010 at 11:17am
I agree with a bunch of you. This movie is completely terrible. I missed the whole "where are you gun?" line, but there were two parts that I thought were so hilarious that I watched them repeatedly. They were the only highlights of this movie. I loved the girl getting stabbed through the dock in the head and then Jason knocking her head against the dock to remove the blade. When did she lose her top? Also, when tough asshole guy screams like a women when the dead body hits his car. I thought about that for days afterwards. At least "The Nightmare on Elm Street" stayed pretty true to the original and was watchable. This didn't seem like a remake or even a Jason movie for that matter. Pure crap.
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