Opposed to Singing - George Carlin

George Carlin - When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? - Opposed to Singing

Disc 1
01.	Introduction
02.	Modern Man
03.	Euphemisms
04.	Eye Blaster
05.	We Control Your Lives
06.	The Ten Commandments
07.	Action 6 News
08.	Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First
09.	Another Problem for Women...
10.	Free Breast Examinations
11.	Ugly Women
12.	The Male Disease
13.	Euphemisms 2
14.	Reality Shows
15.	Reality Shows (cont'd)
16.	Canadians
Disc 2
01.	Short Jokes
02.	More Shorties
03.	Airline Flight Attendants
04.	Handicaps / I'm Tired
05.	Euphemisms
06.	More Euphemisms
07.	Polically Incorrect
08.	Locations
09.	Zones
10.	Politically Speaking
11.	Politically Speaking (cont'd)
12.	Zero Tolerance
13.	Al Gore's Actions
14.	More Euphemisms
Disc 3
01.	Schmucks
02.	Landmines
03.	Letter to a Friend
04.	More Euphemisms
05.	Restaurants
06.	Drinking and Driving
07.	War
08.	Blind Girls
09.	Casual on a Cell Phone
10.	One More Thing You Don't Need
11.	More Euphemisms
12.	Old Fashioned
13.	Store Clerks
14.	Deceased
15.	Channel 7 Editorial
16.	Irish Guys
Disc 4
01.	Early Boarding
02.	Traffic
03.	Dear Friend
04.	Mr. Policeman
05.	Fire Dept. Tip
06.	Activists
07.	Left Wing Non-Sense
08.	Short Exchanges
09.	Radio/TV Interviews
10.	Head Blew Up
11.	Silence
12.	Domestic Terrorism
13.	Heroes Who Died for Their Country
14.	Usage
15.	Reporting a Bombing
16.	Old Time Radio Favorites
17.	TV Crap
Disc 5
01.	Debbie's Checkup
02.	Confession
03.	News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty
04.	Entertaining a Four Year Old
05.	Road Rage
06.	Quotes and Stuff
07.	No More Old People
08.	Safety Tips
09.	Sports
10.	Football Cheers
11.	Be Well
12.	Sex Facts From Thailand
13.	Body Curiosity
14.	Birthday Party
15.	Shitty Music
Disc 6
01.	Opposed to Singing
02.	Scab
03.	Poor People
04.	Hobos
05.	Orchestra
06.	Retail
07.	Letter to a Friend
08.	Colon Powell
09.	Sacking a City
10.	Don't Say to a Comedian
11.	Countryside Battles
12.	Instructions
13.	Graceful Death
14.	Tumor Humor
15.	News Descriptions
16.	Problems and Issues

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