George Carlin - When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Type:	Other - Audiobook
Released:	October 12, 2004
Length:	7:30:56
Genres:	Comedy
Label:	Hyperion Audiobooks

Disc 1
01.	Introduction	2:47
02.	Modern Man	3:10
03.	Euphemisms	4:19
04.	Eye Blaster	4:59
05.	We Control Your Lives	5:11
06.	The Ten Commandments	6:16
07.	Action 6 News	3:55
08.	Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First	2:28
09.	Another Problem for Women...	8:09
10.	Free Breast Examinations	4:02
11.	Ugly Women	4:31
12.	The Male Disease	7:54
13.	Euphemisms 2	5:25
14.	Reality Shows	5:35
15.	Reality Shows (cont'd)	3:12
16.	Canadians	3:33
Disc 2
01.	Short Jokes	3:33
02.	More Shorties	5:04
03.	Airline Flight Attendants	5:07
04.	Handicaps / I'm Tired	5:13
05.	Euphemisms	3:54
06.	More Euphemisms	8:09
07.	Polically Incorrect	8:14
08.	Locations	4:16
09.	Zones	6:20
10.	Politically Speaking	5:04
11.	Politically Speaking (cont'd)	5:38
12.	Zero Tolerance	6:21
13.	Al Gore's Actions	4:03
14.	More Euphemisms	4:07
Disc 3
01.	Schmucks	5:31
02.	Landmines	4:45
03.	Letter to a Friend	4:46
04.	More Euphemisms	4:36
05.	Restaurants	3:06
06.	Drinking and Driving	5:24
07.	War	2:46
08.	Blind Girls	4:18
09.	Casual on a Cell Phone	5:39
10.	One More Thing You Don't Need	5:15
11.	More Euphemisms	4:40
12.	Old Fashioned	6:32
13.	Store Clerks	5:22
14.	Deceased	4:55
15.	Channel 7 Editorial	3:31
16.	Irish Guys	4:48
Disc 4
01.	Early Boarding	4:06
02.	Traffic	5:14
03.	Dear Friend	4:58
04.	Mr. Policeman	2:49
05.	Fire Dept. Tip	5:23
06.	Activists	5:25
07.	Left Wing Non-Sense	6:09
08.	Short Exchanges	3:16
09.	Radio/TV Interviews	5:08
10.	Head Blew Up	3:54
11.	Silence	6:22
12.	Domestic Terrorism	4:33
13.	Heroes Who Died for Their Country	5:24
14.	Usage	3:04
15.	Reporting a Bombing	4:26
16.	Old Time Radio Favorites	3:03
17.	TV Crap	3:00
Disc 5
01.	Debbie's Checkup	4:26
02.	Confession	4:55
03.	News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty	5:28
04.	Entertaining a Four Year Old	4:20
05.	Road Rage	5:03
06.	Quotes and Stuff	4:02
07.	No More Old People	6:51
08.	Safety Tips	3:59
09.	Sports	3:49
10.	Football Cheers	4:43
11.	Be Well	5:58
12.	Sex Facts From Thailand	3:42
13.	Body Curiosity	3:26
14.	Birthday Party	7:14
15.	Shitty Music	4:48
Disc 6
01.	Opposed to Singing	5:44
02.	Scab	3:24
03.	Poor People	3:50
04.	Hobos	6:21
05.	Orchestra	4:17
06.	Retail	3:24
07.	Letter to a Friend	2:53
08.	Colon Powell	5:34
09.	Sacking a City	4:19
10.	Don't Say to a Comedian	6:31
11.	Countryside Battles	3:36
12.	Instructions	4:46
13.	Graceful Death	6:15
14.	Tumor Humor	4:14
15.	News Descriptions	6:37
16.	Problems and Issues	3:50