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Well I'm going to the movies to the picture show
I'm all dressed up and I'm ready to go
Got the babysitter and I just can't wait
Yeah me and the wife are gonna stay out late
Come on baby hurry up please
She said I can't find my keys
So we looked over here and we looked over there
Even in the drawers with the underwear
Underneath the couch, the cushions too
I said honey I'm not getting mad at you
I said come on baby hurry up please
She said oh lord I had the second set but I
Can't find my keys
My baby can't find her keys
Well I think my wife's got some kind of disease
She can't ever ever ever find her keys
So we asked the kid if he had them hid
He said I wouldn't tell you even if I did
Asked the babysitter if she said can I leave
I said you better not be part of this here conspiracy
I said come on baby hurry up please
She said oh lordy lordy lordy lordy
Can't find my keys
My baby can't find her keys
I think my wife's got some kind of disease
She can't ever ever ever find her keys
So we went out to the car and looked on the floor
Lo and behold they was stuck in the door
We missed the movie so let's go get a drink
Ease my pain I don't wanna think
I said come on baby hurry up please
She said oh gosh we're gonna get a drink
Oh no now I can't find my ID
Can't find my keys
My baby can't find her keys
And her ID
I think my wife's got some kind of disease
She can't ever ever ever find her keys
Say what?
Well I think my wife's got some kind of disease
She can't ever ever ever find her keys
Hey honey there goes your keys
They got little feet on them
Walking across the yard
Baby you're driving me crazy with these keys
Why don't you pin them to your underwear
I got the key to happiness
I got the key to life
But I can't find the key to the car
Ahhhhhhh
Where are the dang keys when I wanna leave
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