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Well just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
That's all that he wants
Well let me tell you my friend Kinky Friedman
Of the Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys
Calls me up on the phone, me
He says Mojo, Mojo I got a girlfriend
She's from San Diego, she's got a car
She's got a car out there
I need you to pick it up because somebody might steal it
He says Mojo can you uh
Just do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
I said yeah I can do you a favor
He says now let me tell you something first
Now the reason she can't come to San Diego and pick the car up herself
Is because she's a recovering heroin addict
She don't want to come out here and
Be tempted by temptation and bad ways
I said oh no that's okay I can go pick it up
I said what's the problem
Well the recovering heroin addict's
Recovering heroin addict's ex-lesbian lover
Is getting out of jail paroled next Thursday
And she's got keys to the car
And she's mighty pissed off at Kinky's girlfriend
Cause she went and got her man
After they had pledged love forever in jail
And suffice to say that Kinky's girlfriend was kind of the girly girl
And the woman getting out of jail is the manly girl
So Mojo can you go out and get the car for me it's up in La Costa
Do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
That's what I want you to do
So I did, I went up and got the car
Me and my friend Joey Harris go up there and get the car
The car turns out to be one of them Burt Reynolds Camaro
Smoky and the Bandit super motor
I mean that thing would go 185 miles an hour
I'm getting rubbered every gear
Coming off the exit ramp I'm going 80 miles an hour
And passing and passing people in the right hand lane
Now the Kinky car, we're gonna call it the Kinky car from now on
The Kinky car was fucked up
Fucked up to the highest level of fucktivity
Cause she was an ex-heroin addict
She was a heroin addict when she had the damn thing
So everything on it was broke, smashed, crashed
I mean everything was fucked up just tore down broke
The whole car reminded me of a broke dead dog
I mean you couldn't get in the doors
The door handles didn't work, the keys didn't work
One of the headlights was pointing at the moon
Air conditioner worked
But it shot out only out through that
The uh the defroster vent so it didn't hit you at all
Didn't have no turn signal switch
Well the Kinky car was all messed up
So here I am Mojo Nixon
Mojo Nixon friend of Kinky Friedman's
Picking up the car for Kinky's girlfriend
Who's an ex-heroin addict
Who's afraid that her girlfriend
Her ex-girlfriend who's getting paroled
Is gonna come smash the car to bits
Well the story gets weirder
So I decide
I decide to drive the car to Texas
Cause the Mojo Nixon and the Toe Leggers
Are going to Texas and gonna do a tour
And I decide to drive it there cause I'm bored
Don't let me say I'm bored ever again
It's a 24 hour drive
It's a 24 hour drive
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
That's all that he wants
Oh
Oh
Oh
So I drive the car to Texas
Wouldn't you know I'm driving the car to Texas
I'm driving the car to Texas
24 Hour drive
You know what happened
It had like one of them Landau roofs
It had that T-top thing
And well anyway uh well I'm sorry to say this
Well the roof fell off in Texas
Flew off in the air
Roof went flying baby
But Kinky said he didn't care
It was just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Yeah just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Now the story gets even weirder
Let me tell you the next thing
The ex-heroin addict
Ex-heroin addict woman
Ex-heroin addict, ex-lesbian
Ex-owner of the car with the full top roof
Now is no longer engaged to Kinky but
Now she's in jockey school
Now she's in jockey school
Now she's in jockey school
This whole song is called
Yeah just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
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