Well, I'm a wreck, I'm a-ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's callin' me a bum
Woke up this mornin', my liver said to me
"Come on, boy, let that alcohol be"
Go to detox, like father like son
AA meetings, here I come
Yeah, I'm a wreck, I'm a-ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces
Fired from my job at the sock factory
Car's been repossessed, I got water on the knee
My bowels are blocked, my ears are full of wax
Here comes another heart attack
Yeah, I'm a wreck, I'm a-ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's callin' me a bum
All these Mountain Dews and Jolt soda pops
Makin' my teeth rot, rot, rot
Dennis the Menace to society
Keep them Nazis away from me
I'm a wreck, I'm a-ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's callin' me a bum
I got the midriff bulge from too many beers
Little love handles stickin' out like fishin' piers
Covered with shingles, my bladder's gettin' weak
Rubber bands makin' me look like a freak
Yeah, I'm a wreck, I'm a-ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
Even my mama's callin' me a bum
Throwin' up blood in the back of the van
I can tell you, buddy, it wasn't my plan
Give me some fruit, some yogurt too
Anything to end this rat's view
I'm a wreck, I'm a-ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces
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