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One, two, three, five
Yeah, I know some of y'all been down to Louisiana
Heard about Poached Salad Annie
Some of y'all know about Amos Moses
Yeah, born on the bayou
Some of y'all might even know about the Funky Chicken
But you don't know about this
I'm gonna tell you about the Chicken Drop
Now what is a Chicken Drop?
Well you go to a bar on a Wednesday night
And in this bar they got a big hunk of plywood
Four feet by eight feet
They got a hundred squares on it
Yeah, they got a hundred numbers inside each one of them squares
That's one number for each square in case I'm confusing you
Now you can buy a square for a dollar
All the squares you want depending on how many dollars you got
Then they get a chicken
Everybody start drinking alcoholic libations
Might even be a fight or something
I'll tell you more in a second
Everything's over the top
Talking 'bout the bawk-bawk Chicken Drop
Well you got the chicken
And a hundred squares on a big hunk of plywood
Everybody done bought a square for a dollar
Now the person wins all this money
Gonna win a hundred dollars
Man you can buy a lot of Mad Dog with that
Yeah, so this chicken's walking around
He's walking around kinda funny
'Cause he got some chicken ex-lax in him
That's chicken lax, that is
And the chicken man walking around
Whatever square, whatever number he does his business on
That's gonna be who wins a hundred dollars
And everybody's hollering
'Cause they wanna win all that money
And they're screaming
And they're going "Whoa!"
Everything's over the top
Talking 'bout the bawk-bawk Chicken Drop
Everybody's in a tizzy
Everybody's a-freaking out
Everybody's standing in a circle around the plywood
They looking at their number
Looking at that chicken
They wanna win the money
Yeah, the chicken walking funny 'cause he gotta go, man
That chicken lax is working on him
And everybody's hollering their number out
Hollered out all kind of numbers and screaming
People seem to be saying this one word
Word that rhymes with "fit"
Yeah, they're saying this word loud and true
Now some of y'all going, "Say, Mojo
I think I know the word you're talking about"
Yeah, it's a word that rhymes with "fit" and everybody's hollering it
Now I don't know why I can't say this word on the record
I don't know why I can't say this word in this song
I can say "doo-doo"
I can say "poo-poo"
I can say "excrement"
I done already said "feces" in another song
But I can't say the word that rhymes with "fit"
Seems to me some little old ladies
With blue hair live up in Connecticut
Maybe friends of George Bush's ugly wife
Yeah, they done made a law saying I
Can't say the word that rhymes with "fit"
But everybody's standing around in a circle
They're yelling the word
They all going "fit, fit, fit, fit, fit, fit," oww!
Everything's over the top
Talking 'bout the bawk-bawk Chicken Drop
Yeah, Chicken Drop
Chicken Drop, oww
Chicken Drop
Chicken Pickin'
Finger Lickin'
If you win, you get to eat the chicken too
Where's Tony Joe White when you need him?
Oww, ooh, oww, ooh, ooh
Alright, let's get out of here, boys
Everything's over the top
Talking 'bout the bawk-bawk Chicken Drop
Bawk-bawk-bawk
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