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Good evening and welcome to White World of Sports
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And today we journey to Sofia, Bulgaria
Where we're going to be watching
The United States High School Championship Basketball Game between
The East Westchester North Stars, champions of the Southern Conference
Against
The Bloods from Rap Brown Memorial High School in Newark, New Jersey
And tonight we will be talking to Coach Jojo Bubba Jr
Otherwise known as Amguana Kickbooty
Take it away, Red
Howdy this is red blazer
And i'm here courtside with the coach of the bloods
Tell us coach how are you going to get your boys up for tonight's game
I'm gonna kick booty, that's right and i'm red blazer
And we're here courtside with the coach of the bloods
Coach let's talk about your record
My record, that's right
Hell you want to bring that up for man
Well, hell i thought you wanted to talk about basketball, man
Now i did my time man i paid my debt to society, man
I don't need to be talking about my record
Oh, well, wait a minute
How the hell I know she was 13?
She looked 15 anyway (no, no, coach, you misunderstand me)
Yeah, Coach, what we meant is your one loss record, now
You're the winningest coach in the history of high school basketball
That's right
And your team has won over 455 games this season alone
That's right, and your star center
Tyrone Shoelaces, is averaging over 132 points a game
That's wrong, wrong?
Yeah, he's averaging over 132 points a game
Oh, that's right
Coach, let's talk about shoelaces for a bit
Here's a boy who's only 4'11", yet he leads the league in rebounding
Uh, assists, that's right
Scoring, that's right
Scoring over 65 points a game, that's right
He seems like he does everything but sell popcorn during halftime
Uh, no, he don't sell popcorn
Tell us, what is the secret of his success?
What makes him such a great basketball player?
Well, why don't you just ask him that yourself?
Come on over here, Tyrone
Come on over here
The man here wants to talk to you
Uh, Tyrone, hello, glad to meet you, son
Um, Tyrone, what makes you such a great basketball player?
What makes me such a great basketball player?
Well, that's simple
I got a basketball Jones
You hear that? He got a basketball Jones
Basketball Jones? What's a basketball Jones?
Go on and tell them where the basketball Jones is, Tyrone
What's a basketball, Jones?
That's simple
A basketball Jones is when you love basketball so much
You are like a junkie
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