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Here we are here we are man
Here we are what it is what it is
Over here over here man over here
Class class class come to order please
Class we are very privileged today
To have a very special guest in our room
My bathroom is a ghetto
His name is Mr. Stedenko
And Mr. Stodanko is a narcotics officer
That's better class
Now Billy where are you going
Here you take this
I gotta to go to the can sister I'Il be right back
You sit down Billy
Hey no no no I gotta go to the can
You sit down Billy and whatever you have
In your mouth swallow it immediately
Oh hey thanks a lot sister
It's in his locker man
Hey Billy here swallow these too man
Now class I know that all you boys and girls
Here at Our Lady of 115th Street
Are too young to have any dealings
With any of these dangerous drugs
But as St. Dominic always said
O Fili mi boni belli Dominus forbis cum
Benis sellin' all his dominos
Who said that man
And with that I want you to give
Mr. Stodanko your undivided attention
Mr. Stodanko
Thank you very much your Grace
And good afternoon boys and girls
Thank you for inviting me
Into your classroom today
Uh now I have uh in front of me
Uh a green uh leafy substance
Uh which I am going to light
Uh now I wonder could
One of you boys and giris
Guess what this substance might be
Pot
Acapulco gold
No it's mohican man mohican
Home growin'
No it's mohican man it's mohican
Well that's very good class
Uh my sister they uh do seem rather well informed
Oh they are Mr. Stadenko they are
Why just last week I gave out fifteen holy cards
Well uh that's great sister
Uh okay class uh now as you know
This drug in front of me
Is what they call marijuana
Or as it's known the hippie world
That's pot man pot that's right joint joint reefer man yes reefer shit
Yes but we dont call it that
We have other words for it
Now contrary to popular belief kids
And let me level with you
This stuff can give you brain damage
Make no mistake about that it can
I know they've had other tests
Where they say it doesn't harm you
But believe me kids
This stuff is dangerous to fool with
And remember only dopes use dope
Now class are there any questions
Yes the young fellow in the front row
With the orange and purple shirt
You have a question
Yeah hey who cuts your hair
Right on right on man
Right on
Class class now settle down class
Now that wasn't very funny
Now settle down and give Mr. Stadenko
Your undivided attention
Mr. Stadenko
Thank you sister
Now are there any more questions
Yeah man I got a question
Yes you in the vest is it
Yeah
Uh you have a question do you
Yeah man
About the drug
Yeah yeah about the drug thing
Hey man like I was watching TV the other day man
And like they said like if you knew some guy
That was pushing like the drugs man
And then you could call a telephone number
And you could get a reward if you turn him in
Is that still on man
Uh that's a very good question son
And I'm glad that you brought it up
I was going to get to that
Uh yes boys and girls
There is a program in which you can participate
Now we are offering a reward for the pusher
Now if there's anybody here has any information
About a drug pusher
Be it your brother or maybe even
Your mother and dad
If you give us your name
Uh we will give you a reward
For turning in the the uh drug pusher
Hey man how much is the reward man
Well uh actually son I'm not uh
I can't disclose the amount
It depends on much drugs are are confiscated
Well then like like but you have to
Tell the guys the guys name first huh
That's right
Oh hey well I turn in Billy man
Hey what are you talking about man
Hey man you sold me that shit man
It wouldn't get a fly high the other day man
Hey I gonna cream you man
Well come on
You're a you're a stoolie ya puke
Well come on man you sold me that stuff man
I'm gonna get you man
The other day man it's nothing but oregano man
Oregano
I took it home and I had to sell it
To my brothers and sisters man
They wouldn't even get off on it man
Well if it's oregano ya beaner
You could use it in your soup
Oh yeah who's a beaner
Come on man you wanna cha cha
Let's get down man
I'll meet you outside man
I don't need to go outside come on
Let's go right here
Well come on right here
Well put your money where your mouth is man
Well come on man
Well take that
Yeah
Yeah
Well take come here you puke quit running
Get out of there
Class
Quit hiding behind the sister ya puke
Class
Come on man
Class
Now you boys stop that fighting
Class settle down
Class
Mr. Sedanko help me
Ahem uh uh uh it's alright sister
I'lI tell you what I'll go call the police
Class class now boys get away
Don't you throw books at me
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