The house is dressed in hues in green and red
Sugar plums and grudges in our heads
And in a grand old-fashion way
With the family for the day
And all the wine soaked fury simmering unsaid
Everybody glows in Christmas lie
Everybody's edging for a fight
And now is Macy's on parade
Clutch your teeths, shut up, behave
So that we can say that we're doing something right
Let's have a passive-agressive Christmas
Let's hate the ones who love us most
We'll bitch behide each other backs
And then pretend that we're all close
It's only seven hours
So buckle up, strap yourself in
We did it all last year
And we'll do it all again
(??)
And you can fake that smile all through the night
(??)
The make-up art, the clothes I wear
And ask which guy I'm screwing today
Now, Sweetheart, do you want to be the one who says the blessing?
And I'll say:
Let's have a passive-agressive Christmas
'Cause we're all stuck here 'til we're free
Shouting, lying, secret crying
Drunk and fights around the tree
So let's get through the presents
(??)
We did it all last year
And we'll do it all again
Oooh we did it all last year
And we'll do it all again
Oooh oh oh oh oh oh nooo
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