It was the night before Christmas and all through the town
Every queen was invited, from fishy, to clown
A blizzard was brewing, a snow storm was near
But, nothing could keep them from the event of the year
Carrying casseroles, presents, and booze
They sloshed through the snow in their high-heeled shoes
They each braved the blustery, dastardly cold
Unaware of the madness the evening would hold
And so starts a story that's crazy, but true
So snuggle up tight, for Christmas Queens 2
Brrrr! Oh, my God, it's so cold!
I know, I can't feel my nose
Here, let me feel it for you
Ow!
Sorry! Ugh, why did I wear these shoes?
I know, why did I wear these luxurious six-eight, 12-inch heels?
You mean two-inch heels?
Oh!
Oh, guess nobody's home, bye!
Hi, girls!
Jackie Beat!
Oh, heyy, girl
Are you gonna get dressed for your own party?
Just kidding, you look great
Huh, hilarious, why can't you be that funny on stage, Manila?
Oh, shut up, let's get in here
There's a load of laundry in the back for you to start on
Hi, guys!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!
Look at this party! Yeah
What a joy it is to spend it with you shady bitches (I know, I agree!)
Where's the food?
Where are my presents? Ahahaha!
Oh, hey, Jiggles, what a beautiful smile
I bought it, it's finally paid for
You know what this party needs?
A live goat and a kiddie pool full of butterscotch pudding?
Ahahah! No, silly, some music
Let's sing a song
Yeah!
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