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Dr. Demento 25th Anniversary Collection
Disc 1
01. Smells Like Nirvana
02. Heartbreak Hotel
03. The Curly Shuffle
04. Rubber Biscuit
05. The Martian Boogie
06. Fast Food
07. Car Phone
08. Highly Illogical
09. One More Minute
10. No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat
11. Dance of the Hours
12. My Dead Dog Rover
13. There's a New Sound
14. When I Was a Dinosaur
15. The Old Philosopher
16. Happy Boy
17. Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me
18. Shaving Cream
Disc 2
01. Particle Man
02. Sensitive New Age Guys
03. The Hunting Song
04. Achy Breaky Song
05. In Heaven There Is No Beer
06. I Gotta Get a Fake I.D.
07. Peter the Meter Reader
08. Everybody Wants My Fanny
09. Entering Marion
10. 'Cause I'm a Blonde
11. Leader of the Laundromat
12. Song of the Sewer
13. Mr. Custer
14. Second Week of Deer Camp
15. Timothy
16. Stardrek
17. Three Little Pigs
18. Moose Turd Pie
(That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on)
(And from the rear a voice was heard)
(A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin' here?

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin' fight
Somebody yelled "attack!"
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward Ho!)--aaww

SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
They're moving and there's a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

(They were sure of victory, the men of the 7th Cavalry, as they rode on)
(But then from the rear a voice was heard)
(That same brave voice with the trembling word rang loud and clear)
What am I doin' here?

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please don't make me go
There's a redskin a-waitin' out there, just fixin to take my hair
A coward I've been called cuz I don't wanna wind up dead or bald

Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go (forward HO)--aaww

SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Let's see--friend-- kemo sabe, that's it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE!
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them durned injuns
Theyre runnin' around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh, heh
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'