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Dr. Demento 25th Anniversary Collection
Disc 1
01. Smells Like Nirvana
02. Heartbreak Hotel
03. The Curly Shuffle
04. Rubber Biscuit
05. The Martian Boogie
06. Fast Food
07. Car Phone
08. Highly Illogical
09. One More Minute
10. No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat
11. Dance of the Hours
12. My Dead Dog Rover
13. There's a New Sound
14. When I Was a Dinosaur
15. The Old Philosopher
16. Happy Boy
17. Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me
18. Shaving Cream
Disc 2
01. Particle Man
02. Sensitive New Age Guys
03. The Hunting Song
04. Achy Breaky Song
05. In Heaven There Is No Beer
06. I Gotta Get a Fake I.D.
07. Peter the Meter Reader
08. Everybody Wants My Fanny
09. Entering Marion
10. 'Cause I'm a Blonde
11. Leader of the Laundromat
12. Song of the Sewer
13. Mr. Custer
14. Second Week of Deer Camp
15. Timothy
16. Stardrek
17. Three Little Pigs
18. Moose Turd Pie
Because I'm blonde I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people working
It just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work
I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates
And I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around
All the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition
Um, okay, what was it
Okay, um, don't tell me
Oh yeah, okay
Duck, Magnum, duck

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test
And I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW
But I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me

I just want to say
That being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment I'll remember
For as long as I can
Right now I'm a freshman
In my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian
'Cause I love children

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty
And maybe it's true
With my hair and body
You would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L... I don't know
('Cause)
I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah.