As we join Paladin and his good friend
Hey Boy in a plush San Francisco hotel, we find
Hey Boy stimulated and running down the stairs to greed his compatriot in lust and perversion
Hey, Paladin, you've been drinking sick passion for two weeks
What you want, pineapple chicken, almond duck, portable Sony tape recorder
Barbecue pork, sesame seed pork, whay you want?
Hey, I want some baby to hone my tool and squeeze it joy, brother
No, Hey Boy! You creepy little fat unique
What? You call Hey Boy homosexual?
Just reserver a room in this plush San Francisco hotel for me and my sister
Have Paladin commit incest?
You know it, you little turd
And if anybody asks, if anybody asks where I am, tell them this
Oh, Paladin, you gesture hypnotically
And Paladin does gesture hypnotically as he reaches into his pockets to bring forth a card of lust
Danger, romance, and adventure!
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant tant
Hant tant tant
Peeeeeeee
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