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Frank Zappa - The Mothers 1970 - Another M.O.I. Anti‐Smut Loyalty Oath (live)
The Mothers 1970
Disc 1
01. Red Tubular Lighter
02. Lola Steponsky
03. Trident Chatter
04. Sharleena (Roy Thomas Baker mix)
05. Item 1
06. Wonderful Wino (FZ vocal)
07. “Enormous Cadenza”
08. Envelopes
09. Red Tubular Lighter (unedited master)
10. Wonderful Wino (basic tracks, alt. take)
11. Giraffe (take 4)
12. Wonderful Wino (FZ vocal, alt. solo)
Disc 2
01. Introducing… The Mothers (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
02. Wonderful Wino (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
03. Concentration Moon (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
04. Mom & Dad (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
05. The Air (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
06. Dog Breath (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
07. Mother People (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
08. You Didn’t Try to Call Me (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
09. Agon (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
10. Call Any Vegetable (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
11. King Kong, Pt. I (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
12. Igor’s Boogie (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
13. King Kong, Pt. II (live on “Piknik” June 18, 1970)
14. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are? (live at Pepperland September 26, 1970)
15. Bwana Dik (live at Pepperland September 26, 1970)
16. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy (live at Pepperland September 26, 1970)
17. Do You Like My New Car? (live at Pepperland September 26, 1970)
18. Happy Together (live at Pepperland September 26, 1970)
Disc 3
01. “Welcome to El Monte Legion Stadium!” (live)
02. Agon (live)
03. Call Any Vegetable (live)
04. Pound for a Brown (live)
05. Sleeping in a Jar (live)
06. Sharleena (live)
07. The Air (live)
08. Dog Breath (live)
09. Mother People (live)
10. You Didn’t Try to Call Me (live)
11. King Kong, Pt. I (live)
12. Igor’s Boogie (live)
13. King Kong, Pt. II (live)
14. “Eat It Yourself…” (live)
15. Trouble Every Day (live)
16. “A Series of Musical Episodes” (live)
17. Road Ladies (live)
18. “The Holiday Inn Motel Chain” (live)
19. What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening? (live)
20. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are? (live)
Disc 4
01. “What’s the Deal, Dick?”
02. Another M.O.I. Anti‐Smut Loyalty Oath (live)
03. Paladin Routine #1 (live)
04. Portuguese Fenders (live)
05. The Sanzini Brothers (live)
06. Guitar Build ’70 (live)
07. Would You Go All the Way? (live)
08. Easy Meat (live)
09. “Who Did It?”
10. Turn It Down! (live)
11. A Chance Encounter in Cincinnati
12. Pound for a Brown (live)
13. Sleeping in a Jar (live)
14. Beloit Sword Trick (live)
15. Kong Solos, Pt. I (live)
16. Igor’s Boogie (live)
17. Kong Solos, Pt. II (live)
18. Gris Gris (live)
19. Paladin Routine #2 (live)
20. King Kong – Outro (live)
Alright
We have another special thing we have to do before we begin our program
It's a little problem that we run into every time we play in a socially retarded area

Basically what it amounts to is this—
Some people have the wrong idea about what our musical ensemble is all about
You know
They have these praised fantasies about what we're gonna do when we get on stage, you see?

And Florida being the great place that it is, has quite a few of these fantasies and, you know
They're disturbing enough that some promoters
And uh, important people down here deemed that necessary to put special clauses into our contract
That would preclude anything that would fall under the classification of obscenity
Or weirdness on stage
So to prove that our heart is in the right place we're gonna take a loyalty oath now on stage
Swear it before you
Everybody in the band, raise your right hand
I hereby, no— "I," then you say your name

I
(I . . . Volman)
Do hereby solemnly swear (do hereby solemnly swear)
In accordance with the laws of the great state of Florida
(In accordance with the laws of the great state of Florida)
And the demands of rednecks everywhere
(And the demands of rednecks everywhere)
Do hereby solemnly (do hereby solemnly)
Agree (agree)
Under no circumstances whatsoever (under no circumstances whatsoever)
Outside of a private showing in the hotel some place (outside... Call me later)
I hereby swear I would not whip out my tool (tool)
Bolt (bolt)
Rod (rod)
Rubber (rubber)
Penis (penis)
Or any other name that you wanna call (or any other name... Right on)
Promise to pull your legs
(Right)
Here in Florida
(Yeah)
In the rock 'n' roll industry
(Yeah)
So help me God (so help me God)
(Thank you!)
As we...