You're gonna have to take the microphone they're using for the saxophone
Okay, Brian?
Get a level on this off the sax mike
Ain't it funky now, good God, feet on fire
Dick Barber, ladies and gentlemen
Okay, now Napoleon, can you come over here, and Jeff?
Don, why don't you mix up some smoke, and get that going over there, and be busy at work, just as, ah...
You guys went off the stage over there, take your position over there
All the rest of the members of the band back up on the stage, ready for sound effect-o-rama
Okay, fire it up
Yeah, go ahead
No, just get some smoke going there
Have to drink it, you're going to drink it?
Alright, wait a minute
Where is the smoke gun?
Blow a little smoke in the direction of these people
Okay
Fog it up
Get the smoke over in, in where the people are
Pygmy Twylyte
Pygmy Twylyte
Midnight in the laboratory of a nationally known mad scientist
Wait a minute, brother
You wanna try, try
Wait a minute, brother
Try
Wait a minute, brother
I don't have to wait
You didn't mention no smoke
Hah, Napoleon
Didn't say nothin' 'bout fire
Wait a minute
You can't be serious about this
You didn't say anything about breakin' skin
You didn't say anything about drinkin' gin
And that don't look like gin to me (yeah)
Why is it smokin'?
It's the "Pygmy Twylyte" and it's always smokin' in the "Pygmy Twylyte"
Well, if you don't know
And he don't know
Yes, the "Pygmy Twylyte", a wonderful time, brought to you by the Langerdorf-Morton Company
Who brings you those wonderful years
Ages 24 through death
Where your child uses more than half of the heroin brought in the United States
Why have you brought me here?
Such a deal, special deal
But why have you brought me here?
Pygmy Twylyte
The Pygmy Twylyte
You told me
That you would want to take me
That you was full of higher education
Okay, contestants, are you ready for Cue Number One?
Hello, folks in the gallery?
Here we go
They use it all the time themselves
Do you see what I see?
Is it really what we see?
Do you want to talk with him?
It's the Pygmy Twylyte
Then do all of your stuff in pantomime
I think it is ready
It's not smokin'
Alright, Jeff, take him over there
It's time for the treatment
I'm gonna sign you up (gimme time to think)
Sign him up now
I'm gonna sign you up now (wait a minute, gimme time to think)
So you don't forget, mail before midnight tonight
Anybody see my hat?
Ah, you're lookin' good
Anybody seen my hat?
Pygmy Twylyte
Take a big strong line, it's medicine time
I think I'd rather go back to my hat, now
You can't go back now, it's too late, Napoleon
Anybody seen my hat?
Midnight in the scientist's laboratory
Okay, get ready for the flashlight routine
Thank you anyway but no
The flashlights, the flashlights, turn 'em on
Hey, look at that
Real fire, ladies and gentlemen
Bring 'em right on in there, don't let 'em stand back, no, no
It's good for you, they use it themselves
Yes, yes, yes, this is your big moment
Give it to him
No, wait a minute, wait a minute
You have to try some yourself
Barry, I want you to get this
Keep on, that's it, move your hands like that
The mad scientist, because he does have scruples
Is going to try the potion himself before he gives it to Napoleon
Try a little bit
It looks like it's really a good batch
Go ahead, Jeff
Take the turkey baster and shoot him up
Are you ready to stand up?
Okay, Cue Number Two, hit it
Help me, help me, help me, help me
Has anybody seen my hat?
Has anybody seen my hat?
Partially obscured by the smoke
Napoleon, the naive youth, decides to put his hat back on
And escape from the laboratory of the mad scientist before it's too late
Quickly, Napoleon
Barry, did you run out?
'Cause if you didn't, you should get a low-angle of all of this
You should get, get some shots from up here, too, looking down, it's really good
Get up onto the stage, Barry, and look down on 'em
Don transforms more, you know, with the mask on, just move around with...
No, leave the mask on, but then...
Okay, alright, everybody get your best glazed expression in the direction of the camera
Really look sick
As sick as...
No smiling, no smiling
And blink the flashlight
This is art, I'm telling you, it's really artistic
Twylyte
Pygmy Twylyte
Pygmy Twylyte
Downer Midnite
Pygmy
Hey, hey, hey, hey
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