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You Can’t Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. 6
Disc 1
01. The M.O.I. Anti‐Smut Loyalty Oath
02. The Poodle Lecture
03. Dirty Love
04. Magic Fingers
05. The Madison Panty‐Sniffing Festival
06. Honey, Don’t You Want a Man Like Me
07. Father O’Blivion
08. Is That Guy Kidding or What
09. I’m So Cute
10. White Person
11. Lonely Person Devices
12. Ms. Pinky
13. Shove It Right In
14. Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
15. Make a Sex Noise
16. Tracy Is a Snob
17. I Have Been in You
18. Emperor of Ohio
19. Dinah‐Moe Humm
20. He’s So Gay
21. Camarillo Brillo
22. Muffin Man
Disc 2
01. NYC Halloween Audience
02. The Illinois Enema Bandit
03. Thirteen
04. Lobster Girl
05. Black Napkins
06. We’re Turning Again
07. Alien Orifice
08. Catholic Girls
09. Crew Slut
10. Tryin’ to Grow a Chin
11. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
12. Lisa’s Life Story
13. Lonesome Cowboy Nando
14. 200 Motels Finale
15. Strictly Genteel
(Well)
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
Joe:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow . . .
Father Riley:
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Warren Cuccurullo . . .
Father Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Father Riley:
Catholic Boys!
Mary:
Vinnie Colaiuta . . .
Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls!
Warren:
Carmenita Scarfone!
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls!
Officer Butzis:
Hey! She gave me VD!
Father Riley:
Catholic Girls!
Warren:
Toni Carbone!
Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
Joe:
VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
Larry:
She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well well)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma ma-ma-maaah)
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
Yai-ee-ahhh!
(Well well)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma ma-ma-ma-mum)
OOOOOOH!
(Ma-ma ma-ma ma-mum)
Catholic Girls
Yai-ee-ahhh!
(Ma-ma ma-ma-ma-mum)
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Central Scrutinizer:
The is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . .
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go to the church club every week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts