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Broadway the Hard Way
01. Elvis Has Just Left the Building
02. Planet of the Baritone Women
03. Any Kind of Pain
04. Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk
05. Dickie’s Such an Asshole
06. When the Lie’s So Big
07. Rhymin’ Man
08. Promiscuous
09. The Untouchables
Rhymin' Man
Tall and tan
Rhyme or reason
Play your hand
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

They say when Doctor King got shot
Jesse hatched an evil plot
Dipped his hands in the Doctor's blood
'N rubbed his shirt like playin' with mud

Looked around for all the press
'N said: "Check me out, my name is Jess!
I'll be known from towns 'n farms
Doctor King died in my arms!"

Rhymin' Man
Tall and tan
Rhyme or reason
Play your hand
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

A few years later, legend says
Rhymin' man made a run for Prez
Farrakhan made him a clown
Over there near Hymie-Town

Said he was a diplomat
Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with Arafat
Castro was simpatico
But the U.S. voters, they said: "No!"

Rhymin' Man
Tall and tan
Rhyme or reason
Play your hand
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

Okay, here we go again!
Rhymin' Man says he's your friend
Any fool can make a rhyme
Cowboys do it all the time
People say: "Now he's mature!"
Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure

Horse manure!
That's for sure!
You been cheatin'
We kept score!

Are you "this"?
Or are you "that"?
Oh, you naughty
Democrat!
Democrat!