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The Old Masters, Box Two
Disc 1
01. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
02. The Voice of Cheese
03. Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
04. Zolar Czakl
05. Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
06. The Legend of the Golden Arches
07. Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
08. The Dog Breath Variations
09. Sleeping in a Jar
10. Our Bizarre Relationship
11. The Uncle Meat Variations
12. Electric Aunt Jemima
13. Prelude to King Kong
14. God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
15. A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
16. Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
17. Mr. Green Genes
18. We Can Shoot You
19. If We’d All Been Living in California…
20. The Air
21. Project X
22. Cruising for Burgers
23. King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
24. King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom Dewild)
25. King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
26. King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
27. King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)
28. King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami pop festival… The Underwood Ramifications)
Disc 2
01. Peaches en Regalia
02. Willie the Pimp
03. Son of Mr. Green Genes
04. Little Umbrellas
05. The Gumbo Variations
06. It Must Be a Camel
Disc 3
01. WPLJ
02. Igor’s Boogie, Phase One
03. Overture to a Holiday in Berlin
04. Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
05. Igor’s Boogie, Phase Two
06. Holiday in Berlin, Full Blown
07. Aybe Sea
08. The Little House I Used to Live In
09. Valarie
Disc 4
01. Didja Get Any Onya?
02. Directly From My Heart to You
03. Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
04. Toads of the Short Forest
05. Get a Little
06. Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
07. Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
08. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
09. Oh No
10. The Orange County Lumber Truck
11. Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Disc 5
01. Transylvania Boogie
02. Road Ladies
03. Twenty Small Cigars
04. The Nancy & Mary Music
05. Tell Me You Love Me
06. Would You Go All the Way?
07. Chunga’s Revenge
08. The Clap
09. Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
10. Sharleena
Disc 6
01. Little House I Used to Live In
02. The Mud Shark
03. What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
04. Bwana Dik
05. Latex Solar Beef
06. Willie the Pimp, Part One
07. Willie the Pimp, Part Two
08. Do You Like My New Car?
09. Happy Together
10. Lonesome Electric Turkey (encore excerpt feat. Don Preston on Minimoog)
11. Peaches en Regalia
12. Tears Began to Fall
Disc 7
01. Billy the Mountain
02. Call Any Vegetable
03. Eddie, Are You Kidding?
04. Magdalena
05. Dog Breath
Disc 8
01. Harry, You’re a Beast
02. Don Interrupts
03. Piece One
04. Jim/Roy
05. Piece Two
06. Agency Man
07. Agency Man (studio version)
08. Lecture From Festival Hall Show
09. Wedding Dress Song / The Handsome Cabin Boy (from the Uncle Meat sessions, 1967)
10. Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
11. The Story of Willie the Pimp
12. Black Beauty
13. Chucha
14. Mothers at KPFK
15. Harmonica Fun
?: Donnie!
Bunk: Hey, put that down!
Art: What are you doin', man?
Bunk: We're tryin' to do some serious . . .
(FZ: They're tellin' it's bullshit and stop it)
Art: What the fuck is this!
Ian: Don, why are you interrupting our beautiful piece?
Don: Silence, you fools . . .
(FZ: Ha ha ha! No, Donnie, more conviction!)
Don: SILENCE, you fools! Don't you believe in PROGRESS?
Bunk: Take that progress and stick it under a ROCK. We have to.
Don: We must overthrow the diatonic system.
(FZ: Yes.)
Art: Bullshit.
Don: We're coming to the beginning of a NEW ERA wherein the development of the inner self will be the most important factor.
Ian: Donnie, your music is full of shit, and besides that it ain't disciplined.
Don: Listen . . .
Bunk: Give me four-four.
Art: Togetherness.
Bunk: Yeah.
Ian: Some old melodies.
Don: Look, playing . . .
Art: Put on a tie!
Don: Playing that kind of music and eating meat . . . will never, you'll never be able to see my aura then.
Art: I've seen your aura a lot, and it really stinks.
Bunk: You've been drinking, Don
Ian: I can hear your aura and it's bad, man. Play any more
Bunk: Discipline, you need discipline.
Don: No . . .
Bunk: Four-four.
Don: It's got to be new, it's got to progress, it's got to evolve. THERE MUST BE GROWTH!
Bunk: Ah, man. My goodness . . .
Don: You've got to eat macrobiotic food.
(FZ: We're doing a play.)
Don: And study astrology. Delve into the occult world.
Ian: Well you can delve all you want but we're formin' a new group . . . go, go and do you some yoga exercises.
Don: Look.
Ian: Take care of business there.
Don: Mark my words . . . If you continue playing this music something strange may happen.
Bunk: Don't threaten me . . .
(FZ: By the end of the first show . . .)
Don: By the end of the first show . . . No, the second show.

FZ: So, at this point in the development of our plot the three talented members of the Mothers of Invention have quit the group to form their own band with a lot of discipline.
(Art: Yeah.)
FZ: This is what we need, is a nice disciplined combo!

FZ: And so that they would be completely packaged and fit in with the rest of the disciplined combo, the former members of the Mothers of Invention receive their initiation into the robot musical world.

Don: This makes me nervous. I'm gonna go do some yoga.
Bunk: Yeah, you better.

FZ: This is Euclid Motorhead Sherwood.

Motorhead: What's he doin', Ian?
Ian: He's nervous 'cause he couldn't play with our new group.
Motorhead: Oh, that's nice, look at those suits.

FZ: Motorhead covets the uniforms of the other band. And also shows some interest in the bum of Underwood.

Ian: Ayyyy
Motorhead: Hey, ten years ago I knew a lot of guys that had suits like this. They're really nice. Hey can I play in your band and get a suit like that too?
Ian: No!
Motorhead: But I like the suits and I can play good. I can play . . . I can play anything.
Ensemble: BOO! BOO! BOO!

FZ: Motorhead is lying. He can't play good, he can't play anything. He's trying to con his way into the other band. He knows they don't want him.

Bunk: I heard you play before.
Motorhead: But I got practicing and play good.
Ian: No discipline.

FZ: He's lying. He hasn't been practicing, he doesn't do shit.

Bunk: Last week he couldn't even count to four.
Art: Come on, beat it, man.
Motorhead: You can't do that to me, I'll fix you.
Art: Go ahead.
Motorhead: I'll get into your band. I'll get into your band.
Bunk: Okay Motorhead, just get out of the way.
Motorhead: You can't stop me, I'll get in there somehow.
Ian: Take a walk, you fruit.
Motorhead: There's no way you can stop me. I'll get ya!

FZ: Motorhead explains to the members of the Robot Combo that nothing can stop him. He will join their group whether they like it or not.