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The Old Masters, Box One
Disc 1
01. Hungry Freaks
02. No Heart
03. Who Are the Brain Police?
04. Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder
05. Motherly Love
06. How Could I Be Such a Fool
07. Wowie Zowie
08. You Didn’t Try to Call Me
09. Any Way the Wind Blows
10. I’m Not Satisfied
11. You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
Disc 2
01. Trouble Coming Everyday
02. Help I’m a Rock
03. It Can’t Happen Here
04. Cream Cheese
Disc 3
01. Plastic People
02. The Duke of Prunes
03. Amnesia Vivace
04. The Duke Regains His Chops
05. Call Any Vegetable
06. Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
07. Soft‐Sell Conclusion & Ending of #1
08. America Drinks
09. Status Back Baby
10. Uncle Bernie’s Farm
11. Son of Suzy Creamcheese
12. Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
13. America Drinks & Goes Home
Disc 4
01. Are You Hung Up
02. Who Needs the Peace Corps
03. Concentration Moon
04. Mom & Dad
05. Bow Tie Daddy
06. Harry, You’re a Beast
07. What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
08. Absolutely Free
09. Flower Punk
10. Hot Poop
11. Nasal Retentive Caliope
12. Let’s Make the Water Turn Black
13. The Idiot Bastard Son
14. (Gary Kellgren’s Opinion)
15. Lonely Little Girl
16. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
17. What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body (reprise)
18. Mother People
19. The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
Disc 5
01. Lumpy Gravy, Part One
02. Lumpy Gravy, Part Two
Disc 6
01. Cheap Thrills
02. Love of My Life
03. How Could I Be Such a Fool
04. Deseri
05. I’m Not Satisfied
06. Jelly Roll Gum Drop
07. Anything
08. Later That Night
09. You Didn’t Try to Call Me
10. Fountain of Love
11. “No. No. No.”
12. Anyway the Wind Blows
13. Stuff Up the Cracks
Disc 7
01. Theme From “Run Home Slow”
02. Original “Duke of Prunes”
03. Opening Night Party at Studio Z
04. The Village Inn
05. Steal Away
06. I Was a Teenage Malt Shop
07. The Birth of Captain Beefheart
08. Metal Man Has Won His Wings
09. Power Trio Segment From “The Saints ’n’ Sinners”
10. Bossa Nova Pervertamento
11. Excerpt From “The Uncle Frankie Show”
12. Charva
13. Speed‐Freak Boogie
14. Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)
15. Party Scene From “Mondo Hollywood”
16. Original Mothers (rehearsal)
17. How Could I Be Such a Fool
18. Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
19. Plastic People
20. Original Mothers at the Fillmore East
21. Why Don’t Cha Do Me Right
22. Big Leg Emma
Hey punk, where you going with that flower in your hand?
Hey punk, where you going with that flower in your hand?
Well, I'm going up to Frisco to join a psychedelic band
I'm going up to Frisco to join a psychedelic band

Hey punk, where you going with that button on your shirt?
Hey punk, where you going with that button on your shirt?
I'm going to the love-in to sit and play my bongos in the dirt
Yes, I'm going to the love-in to sit and play my bongos in the dirt

Hey punk, where you going with that hair on your head?
Hey punk, where you going with that hair on your head?
I'm going to the dance to get some action, then I'm going home to bed
I'm going to the dance to get some action, then I'm going home to bed

Hey punk, where you going with those beads around your neck?
Hey punk, where you going with those beads around your neck?
I'm going to the shrink so he can help me be a nervous wreck

Hey Punk!
Punky!
Hey Punk!
Punk!
Hey Punk!
(Hey Punk!)
Hey Punk!
Hey Punk!
Punky!
(Hey Punk!)
Hey-hey!
(Hey Punk!)
Go man, go . . . go man, go . . .
. . . Soft gun . . .
Golly, do I ever have a lot of soul?
Punk, I think I love you!
Come on, Roy
Questi dominga?

Let me see that nose, it didn't . . .
I wanna know for sure!
Leave my nose alone please!
What are you trying to do?
It's him over there
Longa!
Tic Tac!

FZ? on the left:
It's one of the most exciting things that's ever happened to me
You know, every time I think about how lucky I am to be in the rock & roll industry, it's SO exciting. You know, when I first got into the rock & roll business I could barely even play the changes to this song on my, on my guitar. But now I'm very proficient at it, I can play the guitar, I can strum it rhythmically, I can sing along with my guitar as I strum. I can strum, sing, dance, I can make merry fun all over the stage. And you know, it's so wonderful to . . . It's wonderful to feel that I'm doing something for the kids, because I know that the kids and their music are where it's at. The youth of America today is so wonderful . . . And I'm proud to be a part of this gigantic mass reception. I hope she sees me twirling, yes . . . I hope she sees me dancing and twirling, I will say: "Hello, darling!"
Is the song over?

FZ? on the right:
Boy, this is really exciting, making a rock & roll record. I can't even wait until our record comes out and the teen-agers start to buy it. We'll all be rich and famous! When my royalty check comes I think I'm going to buy a Mustang. No, I think I'll . . . I think I'll get a Corvette. No, I think I'll get a Harley Davidson. No, I don't think I'll buy any of those cars. I think what I will do is I will buy a boat. No, I won't do that either. I think, ah, I'll go into real estate. I think I would like to . . . I think I'd like to buy La Cienega Boulevard. No, that wouldn't do any good. Gee, I wonder if they can see me up here, twirling my tambourine and dancing . . .
Maybe after the show one of the girls who sees me up here, singing and twirling my tambourine and dancing, will like me. And she will come over to me and I will walk . . . I will walk up to her and I will smile at her and I will impress her and I will say: "Hello, baby, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? I'm from a rock & roll band, I think we should . . . "
Is the song over?

Center mumbling:
Ay, ay!
Mingia!
When do we get paid for this?
Ay, ay!
Stop sloppy rock & roll
Slop sloppy . . .
One more time!
Un . . .
Stop sloppy rock & roll
Bop bop bop!
YEAH! WHEEE!