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The Old Masters, Box One
Disc 1
01. Hungry Freaks
02. No Heart
03. Who Are the Brain Police?
04. Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder
05. Motherly Love
06. How Could I Be Such a Fool
07. Wowie Zowie
08. You Didn’t Try to Call Me
09. Any Way the Wind Blows
10. I’m Not Satisfied
11. You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
Disc 2
01. Trouble Coming Everyday
02. Help I’m a Rock
03. It Can’t Happen Here
04. Cream Cheese
Disc 3
01. Plastic People
02. The Duke of Prunes
03. Amnesia Vivace
04. The Duke Regains His Chops
05. Call Any Vegetable
06. Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
07. Soft‐Sell Conclusion & Ending of #1
08. America Drinks
09. Status Back Baby
10. Uncle Bernie’s Farm
11. Son of Suzy Creamcheese
12. Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
13. America Drinks & Goes Home
Disc 4
01. Are You Hung Up
02. Who Needs the Peace Corps
03. Concentration Moon
04. Mom & Dad
05. Bow Tie Daddy
06. Harry, You’re a Beast
07. What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
08. Absolutely Free
09. Flower Punk
10. Hot Poop
11. Nasal Retentive Caliope
12. Let’s Make the Water Turn Black
13. The Idiot Bastard Son
14. (Gary Kellgren’s Opinion)
15. Lonely Little Girl
16. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
17. What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body (reprise)
18. Mother People
19. The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
Disc 5
01. Lumpy Gravy, Part One
02. Lumpy Gravy, Part Two
Disc 6
01. Cheap Thrills
02. Love of My Life
03. How Could I Be Such a Fool
04. Deseri
05. I’m Not Satisfied
06. Jelly Roll Gum Drop
07. Anything
08. Later That Night
09. You Didn’t Try to Call Me
10. Fountain of Love
11. “No. No. No.”
12. Anyway the Wind Blows
13. Stuff Up the Cracks
Disc 7
01. Theme From “Run Home Slow”
02. Original “Duke of Prunes”
03. Opening Night Party at Studio Z
04. The Village Inn
05. Steal Away
06. I Was a Teenage Malt Shop
07. The Birth of Captain Beefheart
08. Metal Man Has Won His Wings
09. Power Trio Segment From “The Saints ’n’ Sinners”
10. Bossa Nova Pervertamento
11. Excerpt From “The Uncle Frankie Show”
12. Charva
13. Speed‐Freak Boogie
14. Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)
15. Party Scene From “Mondo Hollywood”
16. Original Mothers (rehearsal)
17. How Could I Be Such a Fool
18. Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
19. Plastic People
20. Original Mothers at the Fillmore East
21. Why Don’t Cha Do Me Right
22. Big Leg Emma
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
Ahahahahahahaaa
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!
Somebody, please, please!
Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...
Wow man, it's a drag being a rock
Help I'm a rock...
I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know
Maybe if I passed my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up
In front of Ben Franks, right!

Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
(Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!
It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,
You know, in society, because,
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in
And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA

It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm
And I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
Who could imagine...

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.
It can't happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
No freaks for us
It can't happen here
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
No, no, it won't happen here
I'm telling you it can't
It won't happen here
(Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
Plastic folks, you know
It won't happen here
You're safe, mama
You're safe, baby
You just cook a TV dinner
And you make it
(Bop bop bop)
No no no no
Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it won't happen here
(No no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool).
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!

I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool.
And they thought it couldn't happen here
(Duh duh duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But...

Suzie...
Yes yes yes--I've always felt that
Yes I agree man, it really makes it... yeah...
It's a real THING, man
And it really makes it
(Makes it)

Suzie, you just got to town,
And we've been, we've been very interested
In your development.
Forget it!
Hmmmmmmmmm
(It can't happen here)