The next thing we'd like to play for you
Is something that's brand new
A new oratorio entitled "Billy The Mountain"
This is the story of a mountain who gets rich and walks across America
From California to New York and wrecks it
Then when the government finds out
They send a superhero to take care of him
Remember that Billy The Mountain is shaped like this
He goes up like that, smoothed off a little bit at the top
Like your father's haircut
Down here on the shoulder out like that, and then down and spilts over here
And this hunch right there, there is a tree sticking out
The tree's name is Ethell
Ethell The Tree is married to Billy The Mountain
Billy has two big caves for eyes
And he has a jaw which is a cliff and it sticks out like that
And whenever he talks it goes up and down about 30 feet
And dust puffs out, going "poo" like that
And boulders hack up all over the place
"Studebaker Hoch" is a completely different story, however
I won't tell you anything about his personality until later in the song
We want it to be a big surprise for you now
The overture to "Billy The Mountain"
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