You There, With the Hard On - Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa - Playground Psychotics - You There, With the Hard On

Disc 1
01.	Here Comes the Gear, Lads
02.	The Living Garbage Truck
03.	A Typical Sound Check
04.	This Is Neat
05.	The Motel Lobby
06.	Getting Stewed
07.	The Motel Room
08.	Don't Take Me Down
09.	The Dressing Room
10.	Learning 'Penis Dimension'
11.	You There, With the Hard On
12.	Zanti Serenade
13.	Divan
14.	Sleeping in a Jar
15.	Don't Eat There
16.	Brixton Still Life
17.	Super Grease
18.	Wonderful Wino
19.	Sharleena
20.	Cruisin' for Burgers
21.	Diptheria Blues
22.	Well
23.	Say Please
24.	Aaawk
25.	Scum Bag
26.	A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
Disc 2
01.	Beer Shampoo
02.	Champagne Lecture
03.	Childish Perversions
04.	Playground Psychotics
05.	The Mudshark Interview
06.	There's No Lust in Jazz
07.	Botulism on the Hoof
08.	You Got Your Armies
09.	The Spew King
10.	I'm Doomed
11.	Status Back Baby
12.	The London Cab Tape
13.	Concentration Moon, Part One
14.	The Sanzini Brothers
15.	It's a Good Thing We Get Paid to Do This
16.	Concentration Moon, Part Two
17.	Mom & Dad
18.	Intro to Music for Low Budget Orchestra
19.	Billy the Mountain
20.	He's Watching Us
21.	If You're Not a Professional Actor
22.	He's Right
23.	Going for the Money
24.	Jeff Quits
25.	A Bunch of Adventures
26.	Martin Lickert's Story
27.	A Great Guy
28.	Bad Acting
29.	The Worst Reviews
30.	A Version of Himself
31.	I Could Be a Star Now

Howard: you, you there with the hard on!
Fz: with the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .
Mark: brian hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard: sit down, aynsley! not you
?: shut up!
Fz: ready?
Mark: yes
Fz: quick! before these people [beware]