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The Best of Shel Silverstein: His Words, His Songs, His Friends
01. A Light in the Attic
02. A Front Row Seat to Hear Ole Johnny Sing
03. Freakin’ at the Freakers’ Ball
04. Monsters I’ve Met
05. The Unicorn
06. The Dragon of Grindly Grun
07. Marie Lavaux
08. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
09. Sylvia’s Mother
10. The Taker
11. Homework Machine
12. Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
13. Crowded Tub
14. Rock and Roll Band
15. Cover of the Rolling Stone
16. Daddy What If
17. Zebra Question
18. Plastic
19. A Couple More Years
20. Peanut-Butter Sandwich
21. Queen of the Silver Dollar
22. The Generals
23. I Got Stoned and I Missed It
24. A Boy Named Sue
25. Boa Constrictor
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia is busy
Too busy to come to the phone
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia is tryin'
To start a new life of her own
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia is happy
"So why don't you leave her alone?"

And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes

Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye

Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's packin'
She's gonna be leavin' today
Sylvia's mother says Sylvia is marrying
A fella down Galveston way
And Sylvia's mother says, "Please don't say nothing"
"To make her start cryin' and stay"

And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes

Please, Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye

Sylvia's mother says, "Sylvia's hurrying
She's catching the 9 o'clock train"
Sylvia's mother says, "Take your umbrella"
"'Cause, Sylvie, it's startin' to rain"
And Sylvia's mother says, "Thank you for calling"
"And, sir, won't you call back again"

And the operator says 40 cents more
For the next three minutes

Please, Mrs. Avery, I just got to talk to her
I'll only keep her a while
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye
Tell her goodbye
Please, tell her goodbye