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The Best of Shel Silverstein: His Words, His Songs, His Friends
01. A Light in the Attic
02. A Front Row Seat to Hear Ole Johnny Sing
03. Freakin’ at the Freakers’ Ball
04. Monsters I’ve Met
05. The Unicorn
06. The Dragon of Grindly Grun
07. Marie Lavaux
08. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
09. Sylvia’s Mother
10. The Taker
11. Homework Machine
12. Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
13. Crowded Tub
14. Rock and Roll Band
15. Cover of the Rolling Stone
16. Daddy What If
17. Zebra Question
18. Plastic
19. A Couple More Years
20. Peanut-Butter Sandwich
21. Queen of the Silver Dollar
22. The Generals
23. I Got Stoned and I Missed It
24. A Boy Named Sue
25. Boa Constrictor
A long time ago when the Earth was green
And there was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
But the loveliest of them all was the unicorn

There were green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn

Now God seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do"
"Build me a floating zoo, and take some of them"

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget my unicorn

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started falling
He marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through, "Hey Lord, I got your"

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no unicorn

Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
Oh, them silly unicorns

There were green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door, 'cause the rain is pouring"
"And we just can't wait for no Unicorn"

The ark started movin', it drifted with the tide
Them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
And that's why you'll never seen a unicorn to this very day

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorn