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The Very Best of Dr. Demento
01. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
02. Yoda
03. The Scotsman
04. Fish Heads
05. Bulbous Bouffant
06. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp)
07. My Dead Dog Rover
08. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
09. Nanook Rubs It
10. Star Trekkin'
11. Pencil Neck Geek
12. Ti Kwan Leap / Boot to the Head
13. Marvin, I Love You
14. The Smoke Off
15. Dead Puppies
16. Shaving Cream
17. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!
1: hi.
2: hello.
1: are you waiting for the bus?
2: uh, yes i am, actually.
1: hm.
1: i noticed you're not wearing any galoshes.
2: uh, no i'm not... it's uh... it's sunny out... uh... no need for galoshes.
1: i'm wearing galoshes.
2: hm.
1: galoshes.
2: uh huh.
1: did you read the paper today?
2: uh, no, i haven't had a chance.
1: did you read the thing about the eskimos?
2: no.
1: well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the fat from the whale.
2: oh, yeah.
1: do you know what that's called?
2: uh, no, uh, i don't.
1: blubber. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals: walfischspeck]
2: oh, right.
1: blubber.
2: yeah, blubber.
1: that's what it's called.
2: uh huh.
1: blubber.
2: right.
1: the eskimos eat the blubber.
2: uh huh.
1: and the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: oh, yeah.
1: sometimes it will come from a beluga whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]
2: uh huh.
1: beluga!
2: right, yeah.
1: hey, hey. they don't wear galoshes.
2: who, the whales?
1: nooooooo. the eskimos.
2: oh no. that's right, they don't.
1: they wear mukluks! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the american arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]
2: uh huh.
1: mukluks!
2: that's right; mukluks.
1: mukluks!.
2: yeah... mukluks.
1: say it again.
2: mukluks.
1: say it louder.
2: mukluks!
1: um, hmm... good eh?
2: yeah, it is a good one... i didn't want to say it but uhh... i like it...
1: say, say, say galoshes.
2: galoshes.
1: hey, hey... it's good, eh?
2: yeah, it's good.
1: galoshes!
2: galoshes!
1: beluga!
2: beluga.
1: blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: blubber mukluk!
1: blubber... beluga!
3: uh, excuse me.
2: ahem.
3: sorry, um... i didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: oh no... it's ok!
3: uh, ok. i just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: uh yeah, ah... it should be here any minute actually.
3: oh, i see. well, sorry to disturb you.
2: that's ok, we were just... uhhhh...
{long pause}
1: sir.
3: yes?
1: ppppssssssssssssttttttt!
3: yeah.
1: look over there.
3: across the street?
1: yeah, yeah yeah.
3: um-huh.
1: see that lady?
3: yes.
1: what kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: uh, that looks like a bouffant.
1: yes. a bouffant!
3: yes, a bouffant.
2: uh, actually, i... i couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: yes, a bulbous bouffant.
1: bulbous bouffant.
3: bouffant.
1: blubber
2: galoshes!
1: hey, hey. mukluks!
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1 & 2: ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo!
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: blubber.
3: macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
1: spatula.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: shindig. beluga.
3: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: hullabaloo.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: gabardine.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: tuberculosis.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: foible.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: bus!
2: ah, here comes the bus.
3: oh, yeah.
1: good.