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Dr. Demento: Holidays in Dementia
01. The 12 Pains of Christmas
02. It's So Chic to Be Pregnant at Christmas
03. Gridlock Christmas
04. It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am
05. Santa Claus Is Watching You
06. Santa's Lament
07. Rusty Chevrolet
08. Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year
09. Christmas Wrapping
10. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
11. A Terrorist Christmas
12. Stop the Cavalry
13. The Pretty Little Dolly
14. Hanukkah Rocks
15. Hanukkah Homeboy
16. Happy New Year
17. New Year's Resolutions
Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly
But it's very cold out here in the snow
Marching to and from the enemy
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough
Can you stop the cavalry?

I have had to fight almost every night
Down throughout these centuries
That is when I say, oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?

Mary Bradley waits at home
In the nuclear fallout zone
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of the girl I love

Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Wish I was at home for Christmas

Bang! That's another bomb on another town
While the Tsar and Jim have tea
If I get home, live to tell the tale
I'll run for all presidencies
If I get elected I'll stop
I will stop the cavalry

Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
Dub-a-dub-a-dum
Wish I was at home for Christmas

Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of the girl I love
Mary Bradley waits at home
She's been waiting two years long

Wish I was at home for Christmas