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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 4
01. Bulbous Bouffant
02. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
03. Carrot Juice Is Murder
04. Cheerleaders on Drugs
05. Stupid Day Job
06. Daddy's Money
07. Lorena
08. That's Mathematics
09. Let's Blow Up the Tow Truck
10. So Far So Good
11. Anniversary Anthem
12. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
13. 9 Coronas
14. Blow 'em Away
15. Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme
16. T'ain't No Sin (to Take Off Your Skin and Dance Around in Your Bones)
17. Dead Elephant Dance
18. Pacman
19. She Left Me for a Destitute Quadriplegic Because of the Good Sex
20. 'Lijah
21. Sarah Jane
How do they jump so high
How do they flip in mid-air
And spread their legs so wide
And wear the skirts that they wear
How do the mount each one
To make their pyramids
Is it the drugs they're on
These mental invalids.

They wear their dark sunglasses
They play their games at night
The players make their passes
They wear their pom-poms just right
The mascot sneaks inside
He's proudly overspread
The game's not over yet
It's time to go to bed.

It seems like they must be
On drugs or just stupid
They're buoyant and busty
And just plain dumb
It seems like they're brainwashed
Or on anesthesia
Their brain suffers weight loss
'Cause how else could they cheer like:

Go you Injuns
Go, go you Injuns
Um chagawa, um um chagawa
Go you Injuns
Go, go you Injuns
Um chagawa, Injuns got the powah
Go, G, O, go.

It stunts their mental growth
And makes it hard to find
A future livelihood
Or others of their kind
The marching band it seems
The voyeurs in the stands
The refs and both the teams
Are all the raving fans for
Cheerleaders on drugs.

It seems like they must be
On drugs or just stupid
They're buoyant and busty
And just plain dumb
The drug interaction
Could just be some teamwork
Their forces and factions
Make them sound like:

Go you Injuns
Go, go you Injuns
Go you Injuns
Go, go you Injuns
Give me an "I" - I
Give me an "N" - N
Give me a "J" - J
Give me a "U" "N" "S"
Go you Injuns
Go, go you Injuns
Go you Injuns
Go, go you Injuns.

Cheerleaders on drugs
Cheerleaders on drugs
Cheerleaders on drugs.