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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 4
01. Bulbous Bouffant
02. Everything Reminds Me of My Therapist
03. Carrot Juice Is Murder
04. Cheerleaders on Drugs
05. Stupid Day Job
06. Daddy's Money
07. Lorena
08. That's Mathematics
09. Let's Blow Up the Tow Truck
10. So Far So Good
11. Anniversary Anthem
12. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)
13. 9 Coronas
14. Blow 'em Away
15. Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme
16. T'ain't No Sin (to Take Off Your Skin and Dance Around in Your Bones)
17. Dead Elephant Dance
18. Pacman
19. She Left Me for a Destitute Quadriplegic Because of the Good Sex
20. 'Lijah
21. Sarah Jane
1: hi.
2: hello.
1: are you waiting for the bus?
2: uh, yes i am, actually.
1: hm.
1: i noticed you're not wearing any galoshes.
2: uh, no i'm not... it's uh... it's sunny out... uh... no need for galoshes.
1: i'm wearing galoshes.
2: hm.
1: galoshes.
2: uh huh.
1: did you read the paper today?
2: uh, no, i haven't had a chance.
1: did you read the thing about the eskimos?
2: no.
1: well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the fat from the whale.
2: oh, yeah.
1: do you know what that's called?
2: uh, no, uh, i don't.
1: blubber. [blubber: the fat of sea mammals, especially whales and seals: walfischspeck]
2: oh, right.
1: blubber.
2: yeah, blubber.
1: that's what it's called.
2: uh huh.
1: blubber.
2: right.
1: the eskimos eat the blubber.
2: uh huh.
1: and the blubber will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: oh, yeah.
1: sometimes it will come from a beluga whale. [beluga: a small white-toothed whale related to the narwhal, also called "white whale"]
2: uh huh.
1: beluga!
2: right, yeah.
1: hey, hey. they don't wear galoshes.
2: who, the whales?
1: nooooooo. the eskimos.
2: oh no. that's right, they don't.
1: they wear mukluks! [mukluk: a high, soft boot that is worn in the american arctic and is traditionally made from sealskin]
2: uh huh.
1: mukluks!
2: that's right; mukluks.
1: mukluks!.
2: yeah... mukluks.
1: say it again.
2: mukluks.
1: say it louder.
2: mukluks!
1: um, hmm... good eh?
2: yeah, it is a good one... i didn't want to say it but uhh... i like it...
1: say, say, say galoshes.
2: galoshes.
1: hey, hey... it's good, eh?
2: yeah, it's good.
1: galoshes!
2: galoshes!
1: beluga!
2: beluga.
1: blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber...
2: blubber mukluk!
1: blubber... beluga!
3: uh, excuse me.
2: ahem.
3: sorry, um... i didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: oh no... it's ok!
3: uh, ok. i just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: uh yeah, ah... it should be here any minute actually.
3: oh, i see. well, sorry to disturb you.
2: that's ok, we were just... uhhhh...
{long pause}
1: sir.
3: yes?
1: ppppssssssssssssttttttt!
3: yeah.
1: look over there.
3: across the street?
1: yeah, yeah yeah.
3: um-huh.
1: see that lady?
3: yes.
1: what kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: uh, that looks like a bouffant.
1: yes. a bouffant!
3: yes, a bouffant.
2: uh, actually, i... i couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: yes, a bulbous bouffant.
1: bulbous bouffant.
3: bouffant.
1: blubber
2: galoshes!
1: hey, hey. mukluks!
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: mukluk, mukluk, hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1 & 2: ooooooohhhhhhhhh. hey, hey.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo!
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: macadamia.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
1: blubber.
3: macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: blubber. gazebo. blubber.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
1: spatula.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: ploy.
3: plethora. macadamia.
1: beluga.
2: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: shindig. beluga.
3: bamboozle.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: hullabaloo.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: gabardine.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: tuberculosis.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: foible.
1: gazebo.
3: igloo.
2: bulbous bouffant.
3: ploy.
1: plethora.
3: macadamia.
2: bamboozle.
1: beluga. gazebo.
1: bus!
2: ah, here comes the bus.
3: oh, yeah.
1: good.