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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 3
01. Down With V.E.G.
02. Stress
03. Lazin' in the Shade (of the Information Superhighway)
04. Thrill Seeker
05. God Told Me to Rob the 7-11
06. Do the Picard
07. Bald Guys
08. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
09. Harley-Davidson Polka
10. Rollerblading!
11. Spring Fishin'
12. I Was Born About 10,000,000 Songs Ago
13. We're Rockin' in the Rest Home (in the Year 2030)
14. Has Anybody Seen Our Cat?
15. The Cat Song
16. Dachshunds With Erections Can't Climb Stairs
17. If Pigs Had Wings
18. Existential Blues Part Two?
19. Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
20. Gridlock Christmas
21. Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio
Boy, don't you go in there
Come outa there, boy
Don't you know that house is haunted

(Sung)
There's an old deserted mansion
On an old forgotten road
Where the better ghosts and goblins
Always hang out.
One night they threw a party
In a manner à la mode
And they cordially invited
All the gang out
At a dark bewitchin' hour
When the fun was loud and hearty
A notorious wall flower
Became the life of the party
Mmm! The spooks were havin' their midnight fling
The merry makin' was in full swing
They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance
When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee
A shout rang out from a big banshee
Amazement was in every ghostly glance
When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
All the witches were in stitches
While his steps made rhythmic thumps
And they nearly dropped their broomsticks
When he tried to do the bumps
You never heard such unearthly laughter
Such hilarious groans
When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones