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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 3
01. Down With V.E.G.
02. Stress
03. Lazin' in the Shade (of the Information Superhighway)
04. Thrill Seeker
05. God Told Me to Rob the 7-11
06. Do the Picard
07. Bald Guys
08. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
09. Harley-Davidson Polka
10. Rollerblading!
11. Spring Fishin'
12. I Was Born About 10,000,000 Songs Ago
13. We're Rockin' in the Rest Home (in the Year 2030)
14. Has Anybody Seen Our Cat?
15. The Cat Song
16. Dachshunds With Erections Can't Climb Stairs
17. If Pigs Had Wings
18. Existential Blues Part Two?
19. Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
20. Gridlock Christmas
21. Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio
If pigs had wings away they'd fly
Up into heaven oh so high
If pigs had wings away they'd soar
Up in through heaven's golden door

Oh look up yonder
On the telephone line
Just snortin'and a gruntin'
It's a flock of swine

If pigs had wings and birds had none
My windshield wipers could barley run

Snorting

When it's hunting season on flying hogs
It's such a strain on my retriever dog
Above the lake
I shot one down
That hog swam off
My puppy drown

If pigs had wings
(Away they'd fly)
Away they'd fly

(Up into heaven)
Up into heaven
Oh so high

Sing like Dudley Dooright

If pigs had wings
Away they'd soar
(Up into heaven's golden door)

Up into heaven's golden door

If pigs had wings