Episodes Death on Arrival December 5, 2009 Death Bites! December 9, 2009 Up with Death December 16, 2009 Putting a Happy Face on Death December 30, 2009 Bringing in the Dead January 6, 2010 Gratefully Dead January 13, 2010 Come on Get Deathy January 20, 2010 Death Watch January 27, 2010 Waking Up Dead February 3, 2010 You're Dead! LOL! February 10, 2010 Dead to Rights February 17, 2010 Dead on Dead February 24, 2010 Directed by Tom McMahon   Thom Beers   Matt Sohn   Written by Thom Beers   Tom McMahon   Cast Ron Perlman ... Self - Narrator (12 episodes) Alisdair Simpson ... Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) (12 episodes) Pavel Bindra ... Self - Cardiac Electrophysiologist (9 episodes) (as Dr. Pavel Bindra) D.J. Green ... Self - Trauma Surgeon (7 episodes) (as Dr. D. J. Green) Steven Kim ... Self - Biochemist (6 episodes) (as Dr. Steven Kim) Leslie Kobayashi ... Self - Trauma Surgeon (6 episodes) (as Dr. Leslie Kobayashi) Jason Romero ... Self - EMT (6 episodes) Ramon Cestero ... Self - Trauma Surgeon (6 episodes) (as Dr. Ramon Cestero) Khyber Zaffarkhan ... Self - Physical Medicine & Rehab (5 episodes) (as Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan) Steven Burstein ... Self - Cardiologist (5 episodes) (as Dr. Steven Burstein) Jules Sylvester ... Self - Wild Animal Trainer / Wrangler (4 episodes) Thomas Carmichael ... Self - Neurologist (4 episodes) (as Dr. S. Thomas Carmichael) Dale Prokupek ... Self - Gastroenterologist (3 episodes) (as Dr. Dale Prokupek) Shetal Desai ... Self - Pharmacist (3 episodes) (as Dr. Shetal Desai) Alex Katehakis ... Self - Psychotherapist (3 episodes) Danielle Jagoda ... Self - Psychotherapist (3 episodes) Franklin Ruehl ... Self - Conspiracy Expert (3 episodes) (as Dr. Franklin Ruehl) Kim Henderson ... Self - Toxicologist (3 episodes) (as Dr. Kim Henderson) Jeff Mulvin ... Self - Personal Trainer (3 episodes) Robert Fovell ... Self - Professor of Atmospheric Science (2 episodes) Aurora Snow ... Self - Porn Star (2 episodes) Peter Leffe ... Self - Firearm Expert (2 episodes) Trevor Algatt ... Cute Guy (2 episodes) Vyshali Rao ... Self - Cardiologist (2 episodes) (as Dr. Vyshali Rao) Shay Lynn ... Self - Exotic Dancer (2 episodes) Matthew Andrade ... Police Officer #2 (2 episodes) (as Matt Andrade) Mike Tristano ... Self - Firearm Expert (2 episodes) Vahe Ghazikhanian ... Self - Nuclear Physicist (2 episodes) (as Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian) Sean Roach ... Self - Wildlife Educator (2 episodes) Lori Buckley ... Self - Certified Sex Therapist (2 episodes) (as Dr. Lori Buckley) Henry Schlinger ... Self - Behavioral Psychologist (2 episodes) (as Dr. Henry Schlinger) Stacy Kaiser ... Self - Licensed Psychotherapist (2 episodes) Amber Strauser ... Brandy (2 episodes) (as Amber Strauss) Alex Robert Holmes ... Alex / Elwood (2 episodes) Sifu Todd Tei ... Self - Wing Chun Kung Fu Master (2 episodes) (as Sifu Todd Shawn Tei) Max Lehfeldt ... Self - Plastic Surgeon (as Dr. Max Lehfeldt) Skip Wilder ... Self - Viking Expert Becky T. Bordo ... Fiona (as Becky Bordo) Marco Capem ... Viking Maelbrigt Ray Chavez Jr. ... Cesar Rocki DuCharme ... Sasha Mike Ghader ... Habeeb Iyad Hajjaj ... Abdol Jasna Novosel ... Tanya Thomas Stiver ... Viking Sigurd (as Thomas N. Stiver) Audrey Tommassini Cross ... Connie Abhi Trivedi ... Plastic surgeon (as Abbi Trivedi) Tom Matthews ... Self - Chubby Chaser Steve Huber ... Self - Composer / Musician (as Steven Huber) Cody Hix ... Self - Former Infantry Squad Leader Joseph Brandon ... Cole Amato D'Apolito ... Mobster (as Amato D'Appolito) Anthony DiRocco ... Max Beers Angelina Duplisea ... Big Bess Jennifer Field ... Janine Michelle Lee ... May Nicholas J. Leinbach ... Police Officer (as Nicholas Leinbach) Keiko Cakes ... Fifi the French Maid (as Keiko Kawamura) Dave Levine ... Mort Giuseppe Losavio ... Mario Bolusi Christopher C. Raff ... Arnold Richard Stiasny ... Claude (as Richard Stiansky) Daniel Van Dyke ... Ray Roberts (as Daniel Vandyke) Jamie Wozny ... Mistress Maxwell Glick ... Joey John Ashker ... Jesse the Biker Aleksandar Filimonovic ... Mikhail Joe Filippone ... Tripper #2 Joni Kempner ... Nurse Chelsea Nancy McCrumb ... Terri the Biker Chick T. Ryan Mooney ... Gomer (as Ryan Mooney) Max Nikoff ... Vladimir Brian Papson ... Ice Hockey Goalie Pierson Ryan ... Mason Sean Tweedale ... Tripper Dan Wells ... Ned (as Danny Wells) Jill Place ... Self - Certified Clinical Nutritionist Christophe Zajac-Denek ... Self - Little Person & Actor Frank Alarcon ... Maldito Dustin Coffey ... Stoner #1 Angel Fajardo ... Chicken Fight Spectator #1 Joseph S. Griffo ... Nick (as Joe Griffo) Darrell Lake ... Chicken Fight Spectator #2 Mighty Mike Murga ... Spud (as Mike Murga) Alex Stocks ... Cynthia (as Alexandra Stocks) Roger Stoneburner ... Warren Virginia Welch ... Patty the Gardener Brandon DeLany ... Cyclist (as Brandon Delany) Kevin Jack ... (as Kevin Farias) Mark Klassen   Donnell Safford   Nate Sanchez   Jose Valdepena   Bryan Carter ... Self - Liquor Consultant Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci ... Amos (as Chris Antonucci) Kelby Cross ... Brett Anelia Dyoulgerova ... Belly Dancer Natasha Niousha Noor ... Suzette (as Niousha Jafarian) Jason Lamar ... Sledgehammer (as Jason Johnson) Edison Layne ... Shuggy (as Edison S. Layne) Ron Schwartz ... Arthur Elise Angell ... Marcie Robin Chappell ... Carl (as Robert Chappell) Amy Harber ... Doctor Alicia James ... Mindy Toyin J. Koyejo ... Hank (as Toyin Koyejo) Rollin Perry ... Hero Robert Woodruff ... Religious Pastor James Alan   Jerry Capener   Chille DeCastro ... Pete Jose Decastro   Jeremy Fry   Jennifer Goth   Ona Lee   Ricardo Loe   Stephanie Rose   Scott Rosen   Doc Barham ... Self - Full Spectrum Coach Tommy Kende ... Self - Musician Paolo Carascon ... Marco (as Paolo Caraseon) Aimee Chenal ... Amy the Bride (as Aimee Chenal Jerad Harris) Kelley Koski ... Serenity Misha Krepon ... Wanda Samantha Sergeant ... Doris Daniel Brown   William S. Dinnean   Tom McMahon   Jay Thompson   Justin Valdivia   Clay Van Sickle   Ken Walt   Stephanie Carrion ... Self - Con Artist Katy Davis ... Moira Michael Doonan ... Peter Mark C. Hanson ... Josh (as Mark Hanson) Michael Lehr ... Chef Wang Vanessa Kathryn Miller ... Betty Judalina Neira ... Susie Vanessa Vander Pluym ... Arlene (as Vanessa Pluym) Meghann Anderson ... Cheerleader (as Meghann Tabor) Tobi Tommaney ... Annie (as Tobi Tommany) Chelsea Turnbo ... Cheerleader Eli Wilhide ... Joe Tom Anderson   Michael Miceli   Joe Skilton ... Self - Magician Kim Greathouse ... Flight Attendant Keenan Henson ... Banker Charles Iacuzzo ... Toby Brandy Ingram ... LeAnn Dave Johnson ... Nigel Justin Neill ... Cedric Ted Reis ... Drinking Buddy (credit only) Cole Schaefer ... Norton (as Brian Schaefer) Hollis Sherman-Pepe ... Naomi Marc Spencer ... Terry Aramazd Stepanian ... Joe Syracki Sen Tu ... Acupuncturist Grace Yang Vitali ... Receptionist (as Grace Fan Yang) Noland Sims Jr. ... Self - Elevator Technician David Reinecker ... Self - Dog Behaviorist Kristina Coker ... Marnie the Dog Walker Steve Cotroneo ... Dickey (as Steven Cotroneo) Paul Duraso ... Mark Tara Ferguson ... Julie Rex Hoss ... Office Worker #3 Tyler Langdon ... Nice New Boyfriend John A. Lorenz ... Steve (as John Lorenz) Grant Cotter ... Self - Ex-Huffer Joel Teplinsky ... Self - Burn Specialist (as Dr. Joel Teplinsky) Andrew Amani ... Purse Snatcher Sandra Lee Gimpel ... Psycho Granny (as Sandra Gimpel) Jake Huang ... Greg Megan McCord Kim ... Female Hot Tub Fatality Franklyn Passmore III ... Santa Claus Sam Puefua ... Fernando (as Sam T. Puefua) Khelsy Raymond ... Tammi Kid Richmond ... Paint Huffer #3 Ozzie Rodriguez ... Paint Huffer #2 Justin Michael Terry ... Chip the Wrestling Enthusiasr Tory N. Thompson ... Paint Huffer #1 David Tucker ... Male Hot Tub Fatality Travis Wong ... Tyler Bob Yerkes ... Bob the Scrooge Matt Allmen ... Bubba (as Matthew Allmen) Jade Catta-Preta ... Brazilian Tour Guide Marina Lyon ... Anna the Terrorist Wife (as Marina Shaw) David Suapaia ... Chief Atua Uncredited Cast Ryn Harrison ... Flight Attendant (2 episodes) Westley Nguyen ... Party Goer (2 episodes) Chris McLaughlin ... Buck (2 episodes) Jamie Fishback ... Brian Maxwell Glick ... Eddie Carey Fox ... Gun Shop Owner Lauren Mary Kim ... Dancer Biker Chick Slim Khezri ... Mexican Gangster Britt Rentschler ... Sally Elise Angell ... Wife Bill Oberst Jr. ... Jack Daniels Worker Christopher Bradley ... Actor Adam Popp ... Joe Dave Vescio ... Religious Fanatic Tre Williamson ... Groomsman Gilbert Zepeda ... Groom Richard Allan Jones ... Golfer Jason Nguyen ... Chef Yang Mark Wenzel ... Harold Chris Paradice Daniels ... Mobster / Poker gambler Ben Bulatao ... Berzerko Jeffrey A. Gorman ... Male Office Worker #1 (2008-2010) John A. Lorenz ... Biker Yoko Okumura ... Race Girl Alpha Takahashi ... Geisha Goddess of Death Peter Banifaz ... Terrorist Scientist David Brackett ... Friend on acid Jordan Bunniie ... Lilly Crystal Leah Chacon ... Island girl cannibal Tatiana Gomez ... Island Girl C.J. Stussi ... Veronique Bogdan Szumilas ... Russian Mobster Dino Vicencio ... Tommy Produced by Maria Candela Ancewicz   H.A. Arnarson   Peregrine Beckman   Thom Beers   David Coggeshall   Leonard Feinstein   Sean Foley   Dan Hall   Jay Jones   Jay Hix Jones   Edison Layne   Brad MacPherson   Tom McMahon   Brad McPherson   Lindsey Mesa   Geoff Miller   Jarret Palmer   Erin Papp   Dolph Scott   Philip David Segal   John Slaughter   Rob Stacey   Tyler Townsend   Robert Campagna   Lee Frank   Original Music by Jonathan Miller

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