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Snakes On A Plane
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i must have missed all the hype because i first
heard about snakes on a plane when it came out at
the movies although i didnt get around to watching
it til the other day because i expected it to be
an awful pile of crap... well wouldnt you know it,
the movie completely lived up to my expectations.
the only reason we hired the movie was for "the"
line and it was so inappropriately placed that it
was completely ruined. i dont care if expectation
for the film was unreasonably high... it doesnt
stop this film from being the biggest turd that
was ever smeared across a movie screen so stop
defending it. it barely even delivers what
promises in the title because the snakes are so
completely unrealistic, both in their visual
appearance and behaviour. it was so bad that it
was almost good. we laughed the whole way through;
but you dont laugh with the film, you laugh at it.
it is so sad that movies like this are being
produced that there's nothing left to do but
laugh. this movie basically sums up everything
that is wrong with society today. if you want to
see a good action/comedy flick watch true lies,
snatch or lock stock and two smoking barrels. if
you want to see Samuel L. Jackson pump out some
golden lines then watch pulp ficton. if you want
to laugh at an awful movie see snakes on a plane,
just dont expect to get anything more out of this
movie. i think MvMMDI should consider looking for
a different reviewer. 0/10
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