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Well I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
'Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
If a fight breaks out & your the cause of it
In some redneck bar where you've been talking shit
I will not forsake you later in that parking lot
Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
Through the laughter & the tears
We go stumblin' through the years
A bit dysfunctional, well folks might say
Well I've got the dirt on you
Heck, got plenty on you too
So I pray we stay together for all out days
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So when you're on a date and you finally bring that girl home
You put a little Captain Beefheart
On the stereo & disconnect the phone
And I show up drunk and ragin'
And then I pass out on the spot
Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
Through the laughter & the tears
We go stumblin' through the years
A bit dysfunctional, well folks might say (You can say that again...)
Well I've got the dirt on you
Heck, got plenty on you too
So I pray we stay together for all out days, ah Dear Lord
I pray we stay together for all out days
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