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Come in!
Oh Freddie!
I just can't thank you enough for all those absolutely repulsive gifts
On the first night of Halloween, Freddie gave to me...
A bat!
A bat hanging in a dead tree
On the second night of Halloween, Freddie gave to me...
Two cloud gloves and a bat hanging in a dead tree
On night number three, Freddie gave to me...
Three henchmen and... not another bat, shesh
Then I opened the door and saw a revolving bed of nails
Oh! With a broken mirror on the ceiling
Ah well, gal needs a beauty rest
On the fifth night of Halloween, Freddie gave to me...
Five poisoned rings
On night number six, Freddie gave to me...
Six beasts growling
Hey would you guys just pipe down please?
I'm trying to sing here, hello?
And I was so excited to get a whole year of zombie maid service
Aw, hey hey you guys could you just watch the coffin please?
On the eight night of Halloween, Freddie gave to me...
Eight iron maidens, and another bat...
Hanging in a dead tree, how original
On the ninth night of Halloween, Freddie have to me...
Nine drooling ghouls, oh they're so cute but messy
Freddie even paid to have a whole galaxy named after me
"Elvira's Galaxy of Doom" such a romantic
On the eleventh night of Halloween, Freddie gave to me...
Eleven werewolves howling, oh oh that tickles hahahaha
On the twelve night of Halloween, Freddie gave to me...
Twelve victims screaming, and guess what? Another bat
Oh! and in addition to all that other cool junk
On the thirteen night, Freddie gave me
An all expense paid trip to Transylvania on a broom built for two
A swamp, the most adorable black widow spider you'll have ever seen
Yada-yada anyways...
Unpleasant dreams
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