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Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon and welcome back to the auditions
For Troll Productions Incorporated. Remember, we're looking
For a jingle for our new line of troll dolls. A jingle
Alright, so thanks for coming to the auditions. First up, U2
Troll doll out on the street
Got no job, got no money
Got no shoes on his feet
But the guys stay tall, stay high
Troll doll
Troll doll
Thank you. Next up for the auditions, the Four Non Blondes
In 25 years I'll be 30 years old
I'm five and I'm sitting here playing with this troll
This troll that I got for Christmas
And so I play with his shirt and I play with his hair
I'm gonna play with my friend so I'll put you right there
And I'll, I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute
But when I come back around my troll's not there
And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair
And I scream from the top of my lungs that my troll is gone
And I said, "Hey, hey"
I said, "Hey, my troll is gone"
Thank you. Next up, we'll do, uh
Next up for the auditions, uh, R.E.M
That's it in the window
That troll's the Blue Light Special
Here at K-Mart, can't wait to get it
Oh no, it costs too much
I don't have enough
Thank you. Next up, um, next up we'll do, uh, The Counting Crows
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ya
Whoa-ho, ya
Got this doll, he's a friend of mine
So I said, "When I need him, Mr. Troll and me
Go out for a walk sometime"
We would take a walk, we would take a walk, yeah
Mr. Troll and me, cruising 'round the streets of Boston
And we get lost sometimes
But we don't know how, it's a sold out show
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Mr. Troll and me, gonna be big stars
Next up, um, next up, uh, Coldplay
I bought a troll, I bought a troll for you
The one you wanted was blue, but they only had yellow
Together, one, two, three, four
I bought a troll, I bought a troll for you
The one you wanted was blue, but they only had yellow
Next up, um, that was great
Next up, uh, next up for the auditions, Alanis Morissette
I wanted a troll doll
But didn't have money to pay for it
We decided to steal it
A five-finger discount and run for it
But you, you got away
And I was indicted because of a troll doll
Next up, um, next up, the, uh, Dave Matthews Band
I said I'm in a toy store, got a troll for my kid
I fell asleep and it locked me in
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
'Cause here I have been shopping for a long, long time
Treading trodding trolls for a long, long time
Open up this toy store and let me out, little baby
Thank you very much, I appreciate it! Good night, everybody!
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