Ready (ready)
Ready (ready)
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gate patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics, they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast-forward
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices, y'all pull over the car or
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I... pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest, or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin' 55 in a 54"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Well, I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but that bitch ain't one
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