Michelle Obama begged me
"Will you please go save my baby from
The giant red octopus? He lives under the bridge."
And I told her I'd try
I jumped in right in there to find him
And she told me a tale I won't soon forget
There was a 10-foot-tall octopus
He came knockin' at my door
He wore a red tip hat and paper shoes
He was quite adorable
He used to be a pizza delivery man
But that was before he got canned
By the guy who sits on top of the world
And writes the news
The first piece of advice she gave me
When I gave her back her baby she said
"Go inside, he might try to chase ya home."
And don't ya know
I locked the door behind me just to find him
Standing all alone right out my front door
He was a 10-foot-tall octopus
He came knockin' at my door
He wore a red tip hat and paper shoes
He was quite adorable
He used to be a pizza delivery man
But that was before he got canned
By the guy who sits on top of the world
And writes the news
Well, I wished him well
And he did the same
He'd never wanna take up on the offer I gave
To have a drink, shoot the shit
To come inside and be a friend to somebody
Oh no
There was a 10-foot-tall octopus
He came knockin' at my door
He wore a red tip hat and paper shoes
Oh, he was quite adorable
He used to be a pizza delivery man
But that was before he got canned
By the guy who sits on top of the world
On top of the world
And writes the news
Oh no and writes the news
He writes the news
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