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Oh my fucking god!
That shit was totally amazing
Your brain cannot even comprehend
So much pants-shitting excitement
For the sake of your couch
I hope you're wearing the pants
We learned so many things together
Japan is weird and French people are mimes
This film had ten scenes of action
And everyone together said 'fuck' twenty-one times!
Yeah!
Dick Figures! Dick Figures!
You just watched a whole fucking movie of
Dick Figures! Dick Figures!
Bow before them and renounce your previous god
Dick Figures! Dick Figures!
Someone get a doctor 'cause this movie's fuckin' totally sick
You asked and
They delivered
If you don't like Dick Figures it's not hard to figure out you're a Dick
I counted ten fucking explosions
And jetpack demon ninjas that rocked your face
Your life was a hot pile of garbage
Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place
One of those explosions was an octopus
Sorry for the spoiler but it's your fault
That'll teach you to listen to the soundtrack
Before you watch the movie
I mean for God's sake who does that you stupid piece of-
Dick Figures! Dick Figures!
Saved the world what do you think about that?
Dick Figures! Dick Figures!
You just watched them you're so lazy and fat
Dick Figures! Dick Figures!
You love them with all of a stupid heart and also part of your chode
You asked and
They delivered
A movie so great it made your junk explode!
Oops our bad
Sorry about your junk
Just kidding
Fuck you!
Dick Figures
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