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Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your ass just hit paydirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brulee
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
while also flying kites
and make love inside a rainbow through the night
And after sex I'll
Cryyyyyyyyy
Cryyyyyyyyy
And also before sex I'll
Cryyyyyyyyy
Cryyyyyyyyy
(Girl, you know how I feel about you)
(It's like you're a fossil sample)
(And I'm an impatient paleonthologist)
(Cuz I wanna date you badly)
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage
This is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
It will melt of your pants
TAKE MY JUNK BY THE HAND
THIS IS ROMANCE
And during sex I'll
Cryyyyyyyyy
Thinking about sex makes me
Cryyyyyyyyy
Even when I use a sextant I
Cryyyyyyyyy
THEY MEASURE ANGLES
Cryyyyyyy
(Sorry)
(Was that too sensitive for you?)
(Don't worry about me)
(I'll be fine)
(I'll just be over here)
(Thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy)
(Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat)
(Slightly tilted)
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