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George Carlin - Napalm & Silly Putty - Cars & Driving
Napalm & Silly Putty
Disc 1
01. Forward / Rice Krispies
02. Cats & Dogs
03. Last Meal
04. Rants
05. Advertising Lullaby
06. Flying
07. Sandwich
08. Cars & Driving
09. Jesus Christ
10. Business 10 Steps
11. Observations
12. Beliefs
13. Fussy Eater
14. Who's the Boss
15. Warm and Cold
16. Social Situations
17. Vitamins
18. Pandas
19. Children
20. Cookies
Disc 2
01. Driving
02. Rants
03. Airport Security
04. Terrorism
05. Fear of Germs
06. Wishing Wells
07. Sex & Violence
08. Dogs Don't Care
09. Just For Fun
10. Camcorder
11. Sports
12. Thoughts & Facts
13. Bullshit
14. Death
15. Blue Food
16. Declare War
17. Death Penalty
18. Thoughts
19. Supermarket
20. Legal Advice
21. Dogs & Forever
22. Entropy & Disorder
23. Good Bye
Now there's one more area of daily life which lends itself to keeping people alert.
And that is when you are driving.
Anyone behind the wheel of a car has lots of opportunities to keep people on their toes.
And I don't mean just blowing some guy's head off because he cut you off at the red light.
I'm talking about subtle things.
Like putting your car in low gear and following pedestrians in to the mall.
There have been a lot of talk as you know about this violence on the highway.
People shooting each other from their cars.
I don't believe too much in that sort of an overt violence.
I like kind of a preventive violence in my car.
You know what I have in the rear window of my car, I have one of those diamond shaped yellow signs that says "ARMED PITBULL WITH AIDS ON BOARD" And I'll tell you even the jackoffs are leaving me alone.
Here's something that is a little fun.if you are driving along and someone is driving along next to you in the next lane. you say, "pull over, pull over, pull over!" he pulls over, you keep going.
Let him park awhile and think it over. hey it's certainly none of your concern. in fact you don't want to have anything to do with an asshole like that.
Here's another little practical joke for the driver. When you are going through the toll booth