No worries, I get it, it's totally fine
There's no need to apologize to me (no need?)
You just, like, killed my dreams, so you could get ahead
But hey! ND F-ing D (that's sarcasm)
So go and kick your heels up
In my first-class seat
Pour one out for me
In my luxury suite (whoa, that's hot)
(I think you're really stressing her out)
Bon voyage, toodle-loo
Pick up those party passes, never meant for you
Bon voyage, enjoy Paris
I hope an uncut French guy gives you HPV
Last night, I dreamt you got trampled by Taylor's entourage
Oh, oh, oh, bon voyage
(Whoop, time for your pills)
(Remember, they work fast) oh, thank God
Face it, Andy, you sold your soul
The day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's
(I don't blame you for being mad) Yeah, well, I do blame you
For everything
Hot Nurse, get her out of here (but you heard her, field mouse)
(Let's go)
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
The thing that really makes me go ballistic (mm)
The thing that makes me tear out my hair (mm-hm)
Is the girl that will sit front row at Dior
Is the girl who still pretends she doesn't care (I hate pretenders)
The girl who didn't iron it (no, she didn't)
The girl who wears flats (no, she doesn't)
The girl who eats carbs (boo!)
And saturated fats (oh, darling, those'll kill you)
Oh, darling, do you promise? So
Bon voyage, have so much fun
On all the runways that you don't deserve to run
Bon voyage, oh, pleasant trip
Hey, hot nurse, I need another morphine drip
Go and binge on green tea
While you get a massage
Oh, oh, oh, bon voyage
I'm honestly impressed you had it in you, yeah (had it in you)
I never would've guessed you had the guts (had the guts)
You claim to be this feminist writer (the feminist scene)
But turns out you bite your sisters in the butt
So bon voyage (bon voyage), have a blast
I hope you come back home in a body cast
Bon voyage (bon voyage), be sure to write (be sure to write, mm)
And don't forget, it should be me who's on that flight
Surely soon you're gonna suffer from your own sabotage
'Cause I can see the ugly truth (ugly truth)
That you cannot camouflage
You're a traitor (traitor), you're a liar (liar)
You want your gavage
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, bon voyage!
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