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Our Father which art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Give me a drink of that rum
And I'll hold Jack and the gang
Hand me down
I went to kiss my gal the other night
I went to kiss her sneaking
I missed her mouth and tore her nose
And that great darn thing was leaking
Hand me down
If you want to get to heaven
Let me tell you what to do
Just grease your foot with a little mud and heel
The devil will get at you with his greasy hands
You can trip right over into the promised land
Hand me down
I carried my wife to a barber shop
Had her mouth cut small
First she closed her eyes and opened wide
She swallowed the shop and all
Hand me down
I'm too little and I'm black as tar
I'm stealing away to heaven on an electric car
That car wheel slipped back down the hill
Take it going to heaven with a jack and wheel
Hand me down
Woo! Oh yeah
Yeah
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