There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know
We wish we had known this when we were freshman
Watch out for freshman Friday; the most dangerous day of the week
You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where you week ends
Four more years of obeying authority, without question
Don't be so excited, there's only 1, 460 pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate
Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school
Because douchebag kids will kick them over
We don't see why though, they're really convenient
If a girl gives you a smile,
Don't be deceived, she wants you to father her child
And he's probably not even cute
The only good thing about high school
Is that there's super badass playgrounds
They have the best swings ever!
I once jumped five feet in the air!
Four more years of obeying authority, without question
Don't be so excited, there's only 1, 460 pages left to read
It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate
To think about how happy I was before I came,
Running out of every room I walked in today
But the most miserable part,
Is that it's only the first day (It's only the first day)
To think about how happy I was before I came,
Running out of every room I walked in today
But the most miserable part,
Is that it's only the first day
If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine,
Then maybe high school isn't that bad
'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history
Unless she's hot
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