Jingle bells, jingle bells
Shotgun shells
Hey everybody, it's Christmas time
Let's all party!
I said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
I gotta go
To shoppin' mall
Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
I gotta go
Buy some stuff for my mom
In a women's prison in Arkansas
Watchin' "It's a Wonderful Life" on the TV with your ma
She said, "Hey Mojo, where's the mistletoe?"
Then I took off my shoes, she started suckin' on my toes
I said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
I gotta go
To shoppin' mall
Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
I gotta go
I gotta go to the bathroom, man
Otis the drunk was talkin' to me
He said "Mojo, looky there, under the tree"
Me, my girl, your mama and I
Doin' it by the fireplace, ai-yi-yi-yi
Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
I gotta go
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
I gotta go
I gotta go to the bathroom, man
Let's go right now, boys
Evel Knievel, he said to me
He said, "Mojo, I got you a present, you see?
It is a suit, like I, I used to wear
You can take it out to the county fair"
I said Louie, Louie, oh yeah
I want you for Christmas
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
Here it comes now
Ow, I said Christmas, Christmas, oh yeah
Christmas, Christmas, mmm yeah
Ow, Wonderful Life on the TV
Ow, yeah
Yeah, Christmas cheer
Said Christmas, Christmas
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Everybody! Christmas, Christmas
Oh yeah, Christmas, Christmas
All right, oh yeah
Let's go
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
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