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Nuclear Rabbit - Vicuna - The Realities and Misconceptions of the Hair Club for Men
Vicuna
01. Moth-chew-moth
02. Secretly Meaty
03. Soup
04. Spork
05. Phat Pig Phong
06. The Cross-dress Crusade
07. Franchise
08. Moth-chew-moth-again
09. A Little Squirrel and His Crack Pipe
10. Family Jamboree
11. Bowling for Midgets
12. The Ballad of Moth-chew-moth
13. Sadboy
14. Pogoniasis II
15. Gazelle
16. Ballad of Moth-chew-moth V1.5b
17. Santa Claus Is Selling Crack
18. Supermarket
19. Subliminal Smurf
20. Chernobyl Hamster
21. The San-Francisco Treat
22. Three-legged Bunny
23. Parkay
24. Cup o’ Maggots
25. Molly Ringworm
26. The Realities and Misconceptions of the Hair Club for Men
27. Dead Things Come in Pairs
Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom
His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "sy"
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye

Minoxidil insanity
Sy sperling is reality
Strand-by-strand your hair expands
Naturally

He's a modern day jesus. a leader for the meek
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president
He's also a client

Minoxidil insanity
His favor to humanity
Free you from stupidity
Indefinitely?

1-800-hair club for men