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Okay honey, now the name of the restaurant and
My cell phone number are on the refrigerator
(Uh) don't be afraid to call if you need anything
Now have Josh in bed by nine (huh) nine:30 the latest (sure)
Now there's soda and chips in the kitchen
Guitar, DVD player, and I think there's some
Board games In the closet (huh, great)
Oh, but one thing, just be good (okay)
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
Babysitting sucks, but whatever
They got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, dig dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub
I mean he's old but not dimmed out
If I'm bad, I'll turn around in the corner for time out
Aight Josh, what you wanna do?
You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon (oh, no) hey, get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool-Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate
Then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my bubbalicious, and get to one of them big fridges
That could fit ten midgets, damn they're rich
Hey, she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks, think she'll miss these channel links?
In high heels, you look like jar jar binks
Go play under the sink (I want my mommy back)
I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me
You're going straight to hell
Well, if you don't like it
I can leave, and then you'll be alone, believe me
That's what the creepy monsters want
Plus, I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed, I got a camera
I'll take a picture, and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh, and one more thing
There's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
Let's make Fluffernutters
Don't fucking utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter
Make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet
Hey, what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium, Josh
You take a bag and the Tegument
Stop throwing up, I'm not paid enough
You clean up the rug, is that Fluff?
I told you six boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much
All right kid, you gotta go to bed
I know it's only six, but my boy just came over
And he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch
Where you watch small wonder
Next time you see Vicky, the spot'll be sticky
'Cause I sucked his dicky, and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry, I'll put it back in the fridger then, scared?
You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story Gabe, get off you're so horny! Josh get in bed
And Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the morning
No porn and shut the shade Gabe
One day, you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you getting paid
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
Oh, dad, they just came back
Geez, Mr. W, your wife looks fat
Oh, it must have been that drink she had
We drank some Montage, watched high life, ripped off a thigh
Um, to information, I need a ride
Oh, let's take the Benz
That's the coolest car I've ever seen
How old are you again? I forget, 19?
Yeah, so I've been like four more years
One time, could you please show me one of those nice chairs?
Woo, have you been working out?
No doubt, here's your house
You want to come in? We just got this awesome new couch
Ouch, stop it girl
Can I get a little peep?
No, girl, I'll take a brain check and see you next week
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in the shower, woo!
I'm making six bucks an hour
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