Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Roofing?, yeah
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
Alright, look, I got a little problem here. I got some leaks up in the roof there (yeah)
I had some guys here yesterday, some Mexican, little Mexicans
They're up there whacking away at my roof
They tell me this, that, and the other thing
Next thing you know, it rains
I got the rain coming right down inside
When up there, you know, they're trying to show me this, that
I fired the two of the fuckers off on their fucking head
They don't know what the fuck they're doing up there
My wife's up there poking around
She's making like she knows what the fuck is up
I fired her down onto the fucking car (hahahaha)
Now, what I need here, buddy, is I need this fucking thing done right
Tell me what you can do for me? (hahahaha)
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not fucking putting you on, man
This is aggravating me now (hahaha)
My wife, she's up there poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing
I kick her right up the fucking ass, threw her down, onto the fucking car
Show me what you can do now
I really need this
It's all along the side of the fucking house
The water's coming in like a sieve (hahahaha)
Hey, this is a fucking joke, huh?
Come on, buddy, help me out here
Okay, what's your name?
Frank Rizzo (spell it)
R-I-Z-Z-O (R-I-Z-Z-O)
Yeah, now this problem, this has been going on for years now
You know what I'm saying? (yeah)
The rain just comes in, it's like buckets on my fucking head
It's getting out of line now
I got the fucking kids up there playing on the fucking roof
This is bullshit
Give me your address
It's 503, 5th Street (503, 5th Street)
Alright listen
What do you do?
You go up there with the kettles?, the pots?
The fucking hot shit
What do you do?
Talk to me
Well I have to come see what
Alright cause you know what happens
See I got a lot of fucking problems
These little
These little Mexican fuckers
They were up there with the hot shit
And they're fucking joking
They were up there slapping each other with the hot mops
I don't need this kind of shit
Alright? yeah
So I had to go up there
Threw these two fuckers
Right down in the yard
Split their fucking heads
Well, who'd you hire to do?
I don't know the name of the fuckers
I thought I was going to get a little break on the price
The little bastards are up on the roof running around like fucking retards
One of them come through the fucking window
He thinks he is cute
He's playing his little games
He fired his friend through my fucking window
He landed down in the living room
Hey, I can't have this shit
Hey, mini Chris
All right, Bob, you help me out there
I want you to come over here
You look at the fucking roof
You get your hands right in there and get your hands fucking dirty
And you see what the problem is
Alright, we'll see if we can fix this shit up
I'll give you a call
All right, if I get in your way or anything like that
You fire me down into the fucking yard, okay?
Alright, bye
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