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Hello?
Yeah, where's Paul?
Who, who is calling?
I'm calling about the job, salesperson
Hello?
Yeah, Paul
Speaking
What do you need me to sell, babe?
Excuse me?

What do you need me to sell? I'm calling about the salesperson job
What do I need you to sell?
Yeah, Sell cars? what's the story here?
You sell cars?
Youve got it
Where do you sell em?
I sell them up in Middletown, upstate New York
I had a little problem over there, though
That's something I don't want to talk about

Middletown?
Yeah
Okay, What's your name?
Paul, Paul Rizzo
Paul what?
Paul Rizzo
Rizzo?
Yeah
Where do you live?

I live upstate
Okay, that's a long way from err
Well, you know, for some people, maybe
Okay?
Let's talk about selling cars, Paul
Okay?
What do you, I could sell whatever you need sold, I'll sell it
You got, bring in a tank, I'll sell the fucking thing
How far away do you live, though?

About 60 miles
60 miles?
Yeah, don't worry about it. I'm there early every day
I am worried about mileage on a car
Hey, don't worry; I'll use my own car, Paul
Okay?
I drive it silly, silly!
And why do you want to drive 60 miles to go to work?
Hey, that's my business, you want to sell cars through me or what?

See, I had problems up there in Middletown. I got to get the hell out of that area
I grabbed some guy, He's, you know, he don't know if he wants to buy
I push his face right in the fucking hood
You know, you buy this fucking car, I break your fucking head. I had problems over there, Paul
Well, it sounds like if he did that, he'd have problems anywhere
You know, it's hard times. these fuckers, they gotta buy
I need, you know, I need dough like anyone
So, what do you think? We got something going here or what?
I don't know, I don't run that kind of operation

Uh, you see, hey, we're off to a bad start, you know
But I don't run that kind of operation
Uh, we'll see, uh, I could tone it down a bit, you know
Maybe choke a few people here and that's about it
Hey, it works. You think it's funny? It works. I sell
Yeah, but I don't run that kind of operation
I'm silly. I'm telling you, I'm silly
Yeah, I don't run that kind of operation
In fact, the settlement don't even quote prices here

Let me try somewhere else then, okay?
Alright
Alright
See you then later -
Okay
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