Coming home from the road after five big shows
Dog tired with a pounding head
All last week he didn't get much sleep
But he spent a lot of time in bed
He pulls up on the drive, can't believe his eyes
As he puts that ring back on
To see all his clothes and all the shit that he owns
Just smoldering all along
What happens on the road goes on the internet
And before you know everyone can see
What you've been doing, who you've been screwing
Anytime, anywhere
What happens on the road goes on the internet
Class of '95, girls gone wild
Getting crazy in some beach town sand
She's feeling kind of flirty so she got a little dirty
For a guy with a camera in his hand
Now it's twenty years later and her teenager
Is clicking around online
He drops his cup as the page loads up
'Cause guess what he finds
What happens on the road goes on the internet
And before you know everyone can see
What you've been doing, who you've been screwing
Anytime, anywhere
What happens on the road goes on the internet
Oh yeah
Let me get a selfie
I'd watch out if I were you
You see everywhere you go there's a camera phone
That's willing and ready to let the whole world know
They can check you out and check you in
And everybody sees everything
It happens on the road and goes on the internet
And before you know everyone can see
Yeah, what you've been doing, who you've been screwing
Anytime, anywhere
If it happens on the road it'll go on the internet
Yeah, what you've been doing, who you've been screwing
Anytime, anywhere
What happens on the road goes on the internet
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